Eagles vs Cowboys pre-show or why USA is fuqed (Hint: f-n PURITANS!)
Ok, I have a question:
What's worse - CNN Showing marines killing wounded alleged combatants or ABC showing some skin?
Well, apparently many people were quite offended by Monday Night Football skit that aired right before Eagles vs Cowboys last night.
Here's a skit: (for complete version with some pics click here ):
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Posted on Tue, Nov. 16, 2004
I M A G E S A N D R E L A T E D C O N T E N T
In pregame "MNF" segment, "Desperate Housewives" star Nicolette Sheridan pleads with Terrell Owens to forgo Cowboys game for some fun and games in locker room.
Network desperately throws in towel in promotion
By DOUG DARROCH
[email protected]
Daddy, why is that woman in the locker room with Terrell Owens?
And why isn't she wearing any clothes?
And why is she jumping into T.O.'s arms?
Daddy?
Daddy?
Nice job, ABC. The skit that opened "Monday Night Football" made Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction look like small potatoes.
If you saw it, your office is probably talking about it today. If you're a parent having to answer uncomfortable questions, you're not real pleased with ABC today.
The woman with T.O. was Nicolette Sheridan, playing her character in ABC's "Desperate Housewives." That character, Edie Britt, is described on the show's Web site as a serial divorcee whose romantic conquests keep the neighborhood buzzing.
Sheridan was flown in from Los Angeles on Friday, and the bit was taped from 5:30 to 8 p.m. that day in the Eagles' locker room in Lincoln Financial Field.
It starts with a shot of T.O. in uniform in the pregame locker room, alone with Sheridan, who is not in uniform - unless you consider a towel a uniform.
Here's the dialogue, courtesy of ABC:
TO: Hey.
NS: Hey there, Terrell.
TO: What are you doing here?
NS: My house burned down and I needed to take a long hot shower (she says seductively). So where are you off to looking so pretty?
TO: Baby, it's "Monday Night Football," game starts in 10 minutes.
NS: Oh you and your little games...I've got a game we can play (again seductively).
TO: Hey, this is major. We've got Parcells and the Cowboys...and Donovan needs me.
NS: What about my needs? What about Edie?
TO: Will you stop it...Just tell me what's buried under that pool.
NS: You know I can't tell you that.
TO: Then I've got a game to play.
NS: Terrell, wait...(drops towel)
TO Smiling) Aww, hell, the team's going to have to win without me. (She jumps in his arms) - cut to "Desperate Housewives" co-stars Felicity Huffman and Teri Hatcher watching T.O. and N.S. on TV.
TH: Oh my god, who watches this trash; sex, lies, deception?
FH: And that woman...She's just so...desperate.
TH: I know what we should watch. (She picks up remote and changes channel to "MNF.")
TH and FH together: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!!!!
If it was football we were ready for after that, it's no wonder there are desperate housewives.
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Now, I'm a parent and a (somewhat) sane human being. I see more of a problem in showing murder on live TV than with a piece of fine-looking ass. But apparently, our bible-thumping population was all up in arms about some hinted booty. And in case you are wondering, the only thing that was shown was just a bare back (not even ass).
WELCOME TO US OF A, PLEASE CHECK YOUR SANITY AT THE DOOR.

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Proud member of the "Filthy Zionist" coalition
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