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Re: Why???
WHY????
| quote: | Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion
stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
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because the stars will always stay the same in your lifetime, paint will dry in a few hours.
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Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection? |
Dying by a biogical agent is considred cruel and unusual punshiment.
| quote: | | Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? |
he's an actor.
| quote: | Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
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water won't pass through my chest, but when somebody tries to squrit me with a water gun i still hide.
| quote: | | Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? |
radio communication
| quote: | | Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? |
well techincally it was shorted from "wlyspian"
| quote: | | What is the speed of darkness? |
Darkness is an absense of radiant energy, nothing is being "pushed", thus
there is nothing to measure the speed of, other than the dissipation of
light.
...(note: why isn't this a why question?")
| quote: | | Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics? |
no, because the laws do not require them.
again not a why quesion.
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If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it? |
in the box
not a why question.
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If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
zero degrees.
not a why question
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If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? |
there are a number of species that we "could" have evolved from. (if you belive in that)
not a why question
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If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here? |
posting stupid question on TA.
not a why question 
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Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer? |
it depends. If a couple has less then a stress free life (ie: not many domestic issues) research has shown that they do tend to live longer.
not a why question
And my own personal favorite...
| quote: | | If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation? |
no, they are physically still one person.
not a why question.
P.s. This how much time i have when i come from work early 
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