Ok so we got this bottle of wine sent to us by a friend who moved to Bulgaria. Cant understand a word of it

Anyone any ideas?? I'd do a translation online but its a picture, and I dont know how to do Russian Characters.

Front label ->


Back label ->


Bit of paper that came with it ->

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It says:

"This is not only a good way to get drunk, but the liquid can also be used as rocket fuel. Don't consume more than one glas a day or your penis might grow to such proportions that it won't fit in your pants anymore. This is not intended to be a rape-drug, but put some in a girl's coca-cola and she give you the blowjob of your life. Beware, don't leave the bottle near a heat source. The explosion that might follow could totally destroy everything in a 2 mile radius. Tip: if you have a rat problem, put some drops on every corner of your house. Be careful not to overdo it, your walls may collapse."

In Soviet Russia.......

surely all you need to know is that its 40%?


get it down you!

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well first off this isn't Russian, but Bulgarian.
It sounds like a lush speaking russian. Also this is obviously not wine.

Says it has healing power, the recipe goes back centuries, blah blah

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it's not Russian, but Bulgarian. hard to understand if you're Russian, I for one can understand 1/5 of Bulgarian, only those words that are very similar to Russian

hah
right.. not russian

don't feel like reading, but basically all you need to know that it's rakija - a sort of grape brandy (40%alc)!

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Yeah, definitely Bulgarian. At first, I was like, wtf?

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heheheeee...just registered and was so surprised to see this here
i have like 2 bottles of this at home and god knows how much more homemade in the freezer...
but anyway, i am bulgarian, you can ask me about what something means if you are still interested

enjoy!

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Originally posted by 4clubber heheheeee...just registered and was so surprised to see this here i have like 2 bottles of this at home and god knows how much more homemade in the freezer... but anyway, i am bulgarian, you can ask me about what something means if you are still interested enjoy!

So...

Can you translate it all?

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Originally posted by Eu4ea well first off this isn't Russian, but Bulgarian. It sounds like a lush speaking russian. Also this is obviously not wine. Says it has healing power, the recipe goes back centuries, blah blah

OMG, we need to talk