Registered: Oct 2002
Location: Berkeley, California
I took one look at it and dismissed it based on pure length. I decided to take a peek at it anyhow, and WTF that is one insane story.. i couldn't stop reading
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"It's mercifully over. But a new phenomenon has taken hold. I recognize it: feelings. Now that they're back, even overcompensating, I never want to lose them again. Bitterness, anger, jealousy, sadness: They all make me happy."
Jan-31-2005 23:03
Lateralus
Junior tranceaddict
Registered: Nov 2004
Location: boco
Greatest story ever, absolutly phenominal. Very Chuck Palahniuk-esque.
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by reading this meager signature, you have given me temporary control over your mind.
Jan-31-2005 23:07
Orbax
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Apr 2002
Location:
moral at bottom for short attention spans
Ive never had a problem with crazy people cuz you just gotta show em you can be crazier. Being really strong helps cuz you can get them in a choke hold and even the craziest person goes temporarily sane in those last moments when you realize that you cant breathe and the person choking you could kill you. A sweet "Savor the moment of your redemption, friend, and receive the blessings your maker. I didnt want it to end like this" whispered into their ear and make some sniffling noises like youre crying. Then re plant your feet wider and re shift your grip. "This is the fucking end" and tighten on their jugular and theyll pass out.
Quickly put them in a sleeping bag and duct tape the shit out of it. Throw them in your car and drive for like 3 hours. Park and walk around muttering and drag things around.
The first part always worked. I only did the second part to someone once as a joke but they got kind of scared....i almost felt bad but it was hilarious. We later let them out and thank god because the cops pulled us over with like 8 cars and made us get out. Someone had seen us pushing him into the trunk and called the po po.
even made it into the police and fire section of the paper @@
anyways Moral: Be crazier than the other person and youll win.
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