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Yeah, but if you have hair like those guys, no more 'phone hair problem.
Take example number 1, whom I shall call...... Henry
Young Henry here need not suffer from this debilitating condition of 'phone hair, for any 'phones he wears, sits easily atop his shiny dome, with no hair to mess up.
WHile it may be thirty or more years to reach what researchers like to call, "The Henry Solution", you can make a start now by doing anything that stresses you out unnecessarily, such as dating a devout christian chick who refuses to have sex before marriage.
Now for example number two, whom I shall call......... Frederick.
Stylish Frederick need not worry about 'phone hair. With his stylish and modern hair styling, Frederick avoids 'phone hair by having his hair pasted to his head. Frederick's 'phones sit atop his hair, with no compression of hair, leading to less messing of hair than his friends with less trendy hair styles.
Frederick is sure to be a hit with the ladies, with a lack of 'phone hair compared to his 'rivals', and is sure to attract young Madeline's attention at church group. An impending relationship with devout Madeline will no doubt lead to "The Henry Solution" later in life, hence meaning young Frederick has a lifetime without having to worry about this condition afflicting many youths today.
Scientific fact my friend. Just follow Henry and Fredericks lead, and you too can avoid 'phone hair.
I don't think I've ever dribbled so much shit in my life!
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**Man I'm Pretty**
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