anyone got any good last min valentines day gift idea? I cant really think of anything for my girl and i was planning on just getting her some flowers and chocolate.


any advice would be appreciated

condoms and anal lubricant.

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Originally posted by Boomer187 condoms and anal lubricant.

my phone number and anal lubricant

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GIGANTIC CUNT

those vibrating condoms are out now! buy a party pack!!

Cut out a paper flower & colour it in using red pens. Nothing can show more love than something you made yourself. Here are some 4 step simple instructions:

1) Get her diary
2) Rip a page out
3) red pen all over it
4) put a hole in it
4) get naked & put in on your weeny
4) call it a penistria tremendous flower.

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those r horrible ideas. u guys suck balls

2 ideas, both very valid

1.if she's a freak get a sex toy...vibrating cock ring the experiance you can both share!!

2.10 red and 2 red rose, a picture framed of the two of you, and some cheesy card with some bullshit like "Amungst all my love, you will always be my best friend" if she's a sappy kind of girl it get's em every time

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**David Elsewhere** Kollaberation IV

A framed picture of this:

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Originally posted by whiskers pulp is gross, it feels like i'm swallowing someone's load

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Originally posted by Emil A framed picture of this:

lol, i see a shrek vs. hulk fight in the future


how bout a happy meal

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Mom, what are you doing?

Funny picture.

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