This thread is dedicated to those random, often very humourous anectdotes and odd thoughts that pop into one's brain from time to time. Let's see how funny our random thought patterns are and perhaps we will vote and post a top ten list of the best each month for all of us to ponder.
Rules:
- nothing more than a few sentences (should be something you could easily quote)
- can be something you read or overheard (does not have to be original) but please state if it is.
- please try to keep this positive and NON-POLITICAL (good natured ribbing at best is ok)
OK then let me start by offering this statement in a news forum that almost made me spit out my coffee
quote:
why doesnt mother nature have any good natural disasters? just once I want to see a volcano spew candy
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Apr-04-2005 15:54
MaxTO
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Apr-04-2005 16:02
Jer
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Location: London Town
quote:
Originally posted by Jem_hadar
"Uh oh, somebody's got a case of the Mondays!!"
You have NO fucking idea how right you are.
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Apr-04-2005 16:47
tha_broad
(*Fin)
Registered: Apr 2003
Location: Toronto
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Apr-04-2005 17:12
rabbitjoker
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Registered: Aug 2002
Location: Toronto, ON, CANADA
