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i would hope that a guy by the name of ugly dave would be a walking contraceptive........
but in case your not THAT ugly use this convienient instruction booklet to help...

incase you can't read it ill transcribe the text box for you
Think Anal Sex Hurts? Try having a kid
when you absolutely have to have sex and there's no contraceptive around, take it in the ass
it may not be the most comfortable thing int eh world but it will hurt a whole lot less than squeezing a newborn out of tyour crotch nine months later
brought to you by planned parenthood
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I have 3 hobbies: gaming, DJing & correcting maladjusted fools on the internet. |
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Yeah, I’d like to know what horrible, scarring incident in your childhood turned you into such an ignorant, intellectual-hating philistine? |
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