Registered: Apr 2005
Location: Taji, Iraq 4 now Tx TA #109
slump busters?
Okay, so I am coming home on leave tommorow from Iraq for a couple of weeks and needless to say I haven't gotten laid in a few months. As I have been over here in the desert, so I am going to sleep with a girl I know so I can get over the hump. She is not attractive but, if she was then she would not be a "slump buster". I was just wondering how many other people do this..or if I am just an dick.
Apr-24-2005 23:40
Sunsnail
Global Moderator
Registered: Sep 2004
Location:
If you go AWOL you can go to prison and have sex every day
Apr-24-2005 23:44
jonSun
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Chicago CTA #77
quote:
Originally posted by Sunsnail
If you go AWOL you can go to prison and have sex every day
LMAO
I never used or heard the term "slump buster".
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Apr-24-2005 23:46
arbors1021
tranceaddict in training
Registered: Apr 2005
Location: Taji, Iraq 4 now Tx TA #109
I think the term came was coined by baseball players who used to used to sleep with a big girl to break out of a hitting slump.
Apr-24-2005 23:58
Floorfiller
Girl + Sweater = Hotness
Registered: Apr 2002
Location: Illegal Pete's
you're a dick...
Apr-25-2005 00:07
Omega_Blue
Someone Changed My Custom
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Gone
meh. don't listen to jason. he's too sensitive. tap that shit.
Apr-25-2005 00:16
Ian
Not dead yet.
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: UK
quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
you're a dick...
Apr-25-2005 00:16
Orbax
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Apr 2002
Location:
yeah, youre pretty much a tool. Like...custom grip, titanium bit, power tool. The ultimate tool. You might even be part of a set. Your house is known as the toolbox. When people go to Home Depot and ask where the biggest tool they have is they point at your house. Then they ask if they want a useful tool and will direct them accordingly. You dont need an owners manual or a receipt for you. You are a what you see is what you get, no returns, no exchanges tool. Battery powered and portable you exist uselessly somehow expending energy without ever actually producing anything.
Congratulations. Youre the asshole on the elbow of society.
Apr-25-2005 00:21
Floorfiller
Girl + Sweater = Hotness
Registered: Apr 2002
Location: Illegal Pete's
quote:
Originally posted by Orbax
yeah, youre pretty much a tool. Like...custom grip, titanium bit, power tool. The ultimate tool. You might even be part of a set. Your house is known as the toolbox. When people go to Home Depot and ask where the biggest tool they have is they point at your house. Then they ask if they want a useful tool and will direct them accordingly. You dont need an owners manual or a receipt for you. You are a what you see is what you get, no returns, no exchanges tool. Battery powered and portable you exist uselessly somehow expending energy without ever actually producing anything.
Congratulations. Youre the asshole on the elbow of society.
When desperation sets in you got three choices:
1) cut off your weener with a blunt knife
2) Find yourself a chicken
3) Hump an ugly girl that will fall in love with you & will become obseesed with you & end up stalking you.
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Apr-25-2005 00:22
Floorfiller
Girl + Sweater = Hotness
Registered: Apr 2002
Location: Illegal Pete's
i mean...it'd be one thing if you were drunk and something happened and then you regretted it or something, but you're all pre-meditating this shit
Apr-25-2005 00:24
Ian
Not dead yet.
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: UK
i'd really laugh if she said afterwards "Now you put ur dick in my ass, time for me to put mine in yours" Evil? Yes, funny, hell yes
