shit in your pants in front of her parents and then take them off and wave it around in the air making a giant shit wind mill and scream "AIIiiiyaiiii!!!!!"
the relationship should be over unless they all automatically do the same thing because it's their family tradition, upon which I would consider changing your name and moving to Guatemala
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May-01-2005 21:28
loca
the vibe raider
Registered: Apr 2003
Location: Oz
Cheat on them?
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May-01-2005 21:29
Jackson
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Nov 2002
Location: t'North England
quote:
Originally posted by Nou
Take up an anime fetish and by a life size anime pillow with a hot anime girl on it and a whole in all the right places.
Personal fetish?
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May-01-2005 21:29
Sand Leaper
Tension hunter
Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Oslo, Norway
quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Pink
shit in your pants in front of her parents and then take them off and wave it around in the air making a giant shit wind mill and scream "AIIiiiyaiiii!!!!!"
the relationship should be over unless they all automatically do the same thing because it's their family tradition, upon which I would consider changing your name and moving to Guatemala
I had more than a few ex girlfriends say "no were not" after trying to break up with them. I just told them I will fuck thier friends or mom.
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May-01-2005 21:33
Yan
fauxhawk
Registered: Jul 2003
Location: Wano
Just tell 'em that they turned you gay.
May-01-2005 21:38
sensorium
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jun 2004
Location:
Fake your death. Simple.
BTW, I haven't done such thing.
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May-01-2005 22:06
mezzir
BEES?
Registered: Nov 2002
Location: assachusetts
aah the bedroom rodeo...
while doing a girl from behind (ideally one wearing her hair in pig tails), simultaneously switch to doing her in the pooper w/o telling her and start yelling some other girls name
as you do this, lean forward and grab her hair (as i said, pig tails is easiest)
see how long you can stay on before she bucks you off
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