He's tried large amounts of profanity, sexual harassment, and some other things.

Any funny ideas?

*Disclaimer* This has nothing to do with me really. I'm just helping him out. I do not condone anything you guys say that might incriminate him, and do not reflect upon my views or opinions. *Disclaimer*

Tell him to find a work computer and download pr0n.

run off 1000 copies of lemon party and post them on the frigde, bulletin boards, doors....etc.

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take a dump on someone elses desk.

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Originally posted by Boomer187 take a dump on someone elses desk.

If that doesnt do it then I think your friend will just have to quit

Hm, why not quit?

Just be straight foward and honest. His employer, I'm sure, would rather him just quit than having to fire him. If its a business/restaurant it could ruin their reputation if he printed out lemon party pictures

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Originally posted by Sunsnail Hm, why not quit? Just be straight foward and honest. His employer, I'm sure, would rather him just quit than having to fire him. If its a business/restaurant it could ruin their reputation if he printed out lemon party pictures

That isn't a very CORe like response.

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Originally posted by Evil_Gnome That isn't a very CORe like response.

+1

(there, I redeemed myself!)

quit but I bet he's a pussy

anyway easiest way to get fired is to steal from your company but you get blacklisted.

What's a lemon party?

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Originally posted by Theresa What's a lemon party?

Check teh PM.

Oh, and if I wanted to get fired and go out really memorable, I'd use the Goatse man in some sort of creative way.

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Originally posted by Lotus He's tried large amounts of profanity, sexual harassment, and some other things. Any funny ideas? *Disclaimer* This has nothing to do with me really. I'm just helping him out. I do not condone anything you guys say that might incriminate him, and do not reflect upon my views or opinions. *Disclaimer*

uhhh...why doesn't he just quit?

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