let it riiiiiiiiiiiiiiide

you forgot one key element to starting a thread...subject matter in the original post
ummmm i'll start

quiefs, funniest thing ever?

i remember with my ex once she was wet as fuck and we were going at it
k idk if you all remember gak, put out by nickelodeon
it was that weird goo in a weird container, and when you made air bubbles then forced them out it made a kinda farting noise?
yeah well same concept
for like 5 or 6 thrusts in a row
i was trying so hard to keep from hysterically laughing

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Originally posted by mezzir let it riiiiiiiiiiiiiiide you forgot one key element to starting a thread...subject matter in the original post ummmm i'll start quiefs, funniest thing ever? i remember with my ex once she was wet as fuck and we were going at it k idk if you all remember gak, put out by nickelodeon it was that weird goo in a weird container, and when you made air bubbles then forced them out it made a kinda farting noise? yeah well same concept for like 5 or 6 thrusts in a row i was trying so hard to keep from hysterically laughing

oh ya, I've been there. . .it gets really bad if I'm hitting it from the back. . .seems the 'ol unit just acts like a vacum pluger and adds it all in. sometimes I have to stop so she can get it out. . .ya it's hard not to laugh

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omg. GAK.QUEEFS.TOILET PLUNGERS. LMAO !!!


The banging of the headboard against the wall.

I remember one time last year when I was living with my parents still. . .my girl woke them up while we were getting it on. The next day my mom made a comment about respecting the house. . .she didn't wanna hear, "OH GOD TIM, OH BABY FUCK ME, or anything else that she happended to hear.

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squeeky bed still makes me laugh in the middle.

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Originally posted by Boomer187 squeeky bed still makes me laugh in the middle.

hah...good story kinda related to that
waaaaay back in the day there was this sound clip on a friend's computer from when he and the guys were just messin around of him saying 'I don't need a girlfriend......i need a rug.'
we've made sure to make various copies in various places so we'll have it for ages, but it took a while to get the whole story
story goes, this guy's bed squeaked a lot, especially when he was masturbating in his bed
but it wasn't like the box springs or anything, the bed was on wheels(:conf
but so anyways, it became this huge long running joke that all he really needed was a rug under his bed and he'd be happy
still gets brought up like 4 years later

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Lee Burridge & Craig Richards: Tyrant 2 - No Shoes No Cake

Cool, looks like this thread is going to turn into a circle jerk like the last one.

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Originally posted by flavdave Cool, looks like this thread is going to turn into a circle jerk like the last one.

I love it when you type slowly....




giggidy giggidy.

Wait...this thread isn't actually about music to do it to??


WTF????


*sigh*

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Originally posted by jennypie Wait...this thread isn't actually about music to do it to?? WTF???? *sigh*

well it is
just the last thread i started (part one) got hijacked on like the first page

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