My little nephew asked me last weekend, "How do girls pee? Why don't they have a pee pee? Where does it come out?" I was at a loss so I told him I'd have to get back to him. So ladies can you help me out? What should I say in the event this comes up again? Come to think of it, it kinda seems dumb you don't have a penis to pee with.
May-25-2005 19:28
placebo
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Registered: Jun 2003
Location: Somewhere
Make up some weird story and corrupt his small mind.
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May-25-2005 19:31
placebo
501xx
Registered: Jun 2003
Location: Somewhere
And are you sure it's not you who wants to know how girls pee, and this nephew question is just something you made up?
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May-25-2005 19:32
DjLiMZ.
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: May 2003
Location: UK
Show him some porn vid of some dirty hoes having pee'ing sessions prob solved :P
May-25-2005 19:37
jonSun
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Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Chicago CTA #77
Just tell him to spy on his mom or grandma.
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May-25-2005 19:37
Moral Hazard
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I don't believe in euphamisms or dumbing things down for kids so if I were you I'd tell him women's urine exits via their urethras... then I'd break out the anatomy text book and show him the illustrations.
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you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.
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lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down
May-25-2005 19:37
placebo
501xx
Registered: Jun 2003
Location: Somewhere
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Originally posted by DjLiMZ.
Show him some porn vid of some dirty hoes having pee'ing sessions prob solved :P
Good idea!
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"We did not choose to become robots. There was an accident in our studio. We were working on our sampler, and at exactly 9:09 a.m. on September 9, 1999, it exploded. When we regained consciousness, we discovered that we had become robots."
May-25-2005 19:38
arek
african messiah
Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Toronto - North York
they sweat it out.
May-25-2005 20:51
igottaknow
PerfectTeeth R4 Dinosaurs
Registered: Feb 2001
Location: The Future
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Because they touched themselves at night and God chopped it off!
+ or - 1 (i haven't decided yet)
kids ask the darnest things
May-25-2005 21:18
Cloudburst
I am the maximum
Registered: Oct 2003
Location: Jötebårj
as kids we thought girls were funny because they pissed from their ass...
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May-25-2005 21:21
requiemofnanqel
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Registered: Jan 2005
Location: Miami
quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard
I don't believe in euphamisms or dumbing things down for kids so if I were you I'd tell him women's urine exits via their urethras... then I'd break out the anatomy text book and show him the illustrations.
+1 and pending on his age break it down in a manner that it'll be in his capability to comprehend
May-25-2005 21:31
igottaknow
PerfectTeeth R4 Dinosaurs
Registered: Feb 2001
Location: The Future
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Originally posted by requiemofnanqel
+1 and pending on his age break it down in a manner that it'll be in his capability to comprehend
he's 8. maybe i'll make a slit in a lemon, put it between my thighs and squeeze it. would that make an effective demonstration?
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