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Make sure you use exactly 64 bars for the intro, 32 for the buildup, 32 more for the breakdown and 64 for the outro. And don't make any sudden changes in between - make sure every single theme repeats for at least 16 bars.
Only by following this exact formula can you successfully produce track after track of hackneyed, monotonous McTrance that will make people want to kill themselves after the first 30 seconds.
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My party schedule:
2009-02-21 - DJ Attention @ I'm So Popular
2009-06-18 - DJ Annoying @ People Need To Know Where I'll Be
2012-11-32 - DJ Insufferable ɸ Or At Least the Stalkers I Complain About
2048-06-66 - Spastic & Whocares ¶ Although I'm Actually Flattered
9999-45-81 - Tweaker Gimp ☼ I Probably Won't Even Go To This But I Have To Make Sure I Fill Up All The Available Space Here
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