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I'm lovin' the South
Apart from the fun-filled Rove news, I gotta turn some attention on a coupla lovely Southerners. First off, your GOP bitch who wears some lovely knee-pads for ol' Dubya, the soft-spoken Zell Miller:
| quote: | Miller has been caught with his hand in the taxpayers' cookie jar - sort of.
When this nationally famous figure left the governor's office in 1999, he pocketed more than $60,000 in taxpayer funds earmarked for entertainment and other expenses at the Governor's Mansion, WSB-TV investigative reporter Dale Cardwell revealed last week.
Miller also picked up a check for more than $20,000 for "unused leave"-a sum to which he was not entitled as a constitutional officer, Cardwell also reported.
At first blush, such stuff may sound shockingly sleazy. Bear with us. Miller has an explanation, contained in prepared statements issued through his attorney.
In essence, Miller says that he was technically eligible to take the mansion money as his own because no one said he could not. "When I retired from state government, I received only what I was advised was legal, ethical and traditional," his statement read, citing an attorney general's official opinion from 1969.
Never mind that every other living governor from Jimmy Carter to Sonny Perdue told reporter Caldwell that they did not consider the mansion money theirs-and that they would not have taken it. The cash was meant for use at the mansion, not for lining the occupants' pockets, they said.
Common Cause and other good-government sorts denounced Miller.
As for taking the "unused leave" money, Miller - who served as a constitutional officer from 1975 to 1999 - said he was unaware of the rules barring the state's highest elected officials from cashing out their leave. He paid the money back - six years later - when the Atlanta TV guy started asking questions.
Ordinarily, this kind of corner-cutting in government is so commonplace that hardly anyone notices (or cares) anymore. In fact, a weather report temporarily pre-empted the second installment of Cardwell's TV piece on Miller.
However, folks, don't write this off as just another run-of-the-mill TV tale. This is about the Paul Bunyan of Peach State politics - a Georgia giant who in at least three recent books ("Corps Values," "A National Party No More: The Conscience of a Conservative Democrat" and "A Deficit of Decency") set out to establish himself as an arbiter of moral behavior in public office.
In his latest volume, "Deficit of Decency," Miller advises his readers: "Is it decent? is the right question. It's one all of us know and can answer, law degree or not. Is it decent? demands not wordy responses or over-educated legal beagles to interpret it, but simple truth, which doesn't need many words and doesn't lean into the technical."
A year ago, an angry, almost apoplectic Miller didn't hesitate to appear on national TV to rage against what he considered a loss of moral compass by his fellow Democrats.
http://www.macon.com/mld/macon/news...on/12088562.htm |
Atta boy, Zell! Who said those same "moral" rules apply to you?
Next we turn our attention to that good ol' boy state of Kentucky (which admittedly makes some mean fucking bourbon!):
| quote: | FRANKFORT - Kentucky Republican Party Chairman Darrell Brock Jr. and two officials in Gov. Ernie Fletcher's administration were indicted last night by a special Franklin County grand jury in an ongoing investigation of personnel action by the administration.
In addition to Brock, Basil W. Turbyfill, Fletcher's executive director of personnel and efficiency, and Robert H. Wilson Jr., deputy Personnel Cabinet secretary, were each charged with one count of criminal conspiracy. The misdemea-nor charge comes from allegedly violating the 45-year-old state Merit Law, which requires that personnel decisions involving rank-and-file state employees be based on qualifications -- not politics.
The indictments mark the third time in less than a month that the grand jury has brought charges against Fletcher administration officials. Eight individuals have been charged. This is the first round of charges that do not involve Transportation Cabinet officials. However, two officials of the department were mentioned in last night's indictments.
http://www.kentucky.com/mld/kentucky/12110755.htm |
I need not mention one of my favorite Creationists out there, good ol' boy Tom Delay:
http://www.texasobserver.org/showAr...sp?ArticleID=13
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7446492/site/newsweek/
And also involving my lovely state of Kansas with Delay:
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcon...c.7edd87c5.html
And though I can't really consider this a "Southern" state, Ohio has been in the firm grips of the GOP for many years now. Oh the fun those GOPers have with collecting coins, and then losing them:
http://www.toledoblade.com/apps/pbc...ry=SRRARECOINS2
And as an alternate winner, though it's not a Southern State, hats off to that California GOP boy, Randy "Duke" Cunningham:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/artic.../n162559D33.DTL
http://www.10news.com/news/4710964/detail.html
Meanwhile, Conservatives are switching the story on Hillary who related this Administration to Alfred E. Newman. What an insult,
to MAD magazine, that is.
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Whence September dusk grows crisper still,
with leaves all crimson conquered,
I yearn to shout,
and dance about,
and stick pickles in my honker...
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