Now I'm really f*cking mad. I dropped a beer on our precious carpet and the old lady went the f*ck off on me like I'm drunk as normal or something. I f*cking tripped on a throw rug and dropped a damn beer. Doesn't happen every day, doesn't happen every month, and doesn't even happen if I'm drunk! After soaking the spillage up with about 50 bounty towels, now I'm f*cking pissed. Daggone drinking ain't got nothing to do with me falling down in the living room once in a blue damn moon.
Originally posted by Swamper
If you want to bitch and whine about your sig being edited then PM me with what it was and I'll look into it.
Posting a thread about this wastes everyone's time
Jul-30-2005 01:27
smokeape
Lowland Trance Addict
Registered: Jul 2003
Location: Heart of Dixie
quote:
Originally posted by apostrophe
Have a beer!
Good advice and I'm taking it!!
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Luminary - My World (Nikola Gala Mix)
Jul-30-2005 01:29
apostrophe
'absent'
Registered: Nov 2002
Location: chicago | shanghai
quote:
Originally posted by smokeape
Good advice and I'm taking it!!
[[[smoke]]]
Luminary - My World (Nikola Gala Mix)
Sadly enough, I'm taking that advice too. It's 9:34 am here, saturday morning, and I just opened myself up a nice 40oz. TsingDao brew.
Cheers, apeman.
Jul-30-2005 01:32
AlphaStarred
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Registered: Jul 2002
Location: Brooklyn, NY
Fret not. I once dropped a cup of orange juice coupled with vodka on my light-coloured carpet. It was all worth it though at the time (if you know what i mean). Another time I dropped a cup of cognac on the same carpet. It became a mess, needless to say, full of noticeable stains.
Jul-30-2005 02:56
smokeape
Lowland Trance Addict
Registered: Jul 2003
Location: Heart of Dixie
Roger, drunkards go tripping all the time. My point was that I wasn't drunk for a change, innocent falling down, and the old lady tags me. Oh, well, will have to wait until tomorrow to get some I reckon.
In the meantime...
Dang! Kinda like Badger Badger...
Lol!
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Odessi - Over Again
Jul-30-2005 03:09
KaOtiK1
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Oct 2003
Location: New Mexico
im drinkin a nice dos XX lager
Jul-30-2005 03:29
BTG
Ez skinz ez lyfe
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Milton ON
beer on the keyboard is much worse i'm using a keyboard from like 1986 now
Jul-30-2005 03:46
smokeape
Lowland Trance Addict
Registered: Jul 2003
Location: Heart of Dixie
I wasn't even staggering and a full beer went flying. Well, F*ck. Next time, I'll.... probably spill two at a time!
Lol!
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X-Cabs - Infectious 99 (Evolution Mix)
Jul-30-2005 03:50
|cEbLu3
wandering but not lost
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: The Tropics
hit it up smoke!! having a massive pre-bday party bash at my place right now. Its 1:30 pm here now, and we ain't stopping till dinner at 8 following which drinking will continue till noon tomorrow,
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Jul-30-2005 05:16
jonSun
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Chicago CTA #77
Damn, i can say ive done alot worse. Ive spilled red wine on my carpets. So bad that my parents aint getting new ones till I move out. I even insisted on paying for em & they are just like, no you'll do it again, Just buy a house dammit.
i'm using a keyboard from like 1986 now 
