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LKD
Omni-peasant

Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Its June 18th, 2005, I'm at the Skybar

Sorry Baki.....

got this in an email forward...

Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale JR.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition.
# 2 - Can't wear helmet sideways.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN
NASCAR...

# 1 - When they crash their cars, they bail out and
run.

Aug-04-2005 03:31 United Arab Emirates

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trancechaos
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you asshole

oh well, i guess you cant argue with that.

Aug-04-2005 03:37

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haha this reminds me of another joke.

ferrari were complaining that thier pitstops werent fast enough, so one day someone told the techinical director that he can find guys in johannesburg that can change the tires and refuel the car in less then 3 seconds.
so the ferrari dudes went ahead and hired a bunch of guys from soweto(really bad area in johannesburg), and not only did these guys change the tires in 3 seconds, but in an additional 2 seconds they spray painted the car silver and sold it to the maclaren team.

Aug-04-2005 03:43

VERTiG0
cunning linguist.

Registered: Dec 2003
Location: no longer Cambridge, Ontario, Canada

These are both the best and worst jokes ever.

Aug-04-2005 03:44 Canada

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LKD
Omni-peasant

Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Its June 18th, 2005, I'm at the Skybar

^^^^^^^bahahhahahahahahhahahahahaha

Aug-04-2005 03:44 United Arab Emirates

bluE_Neon
Res Publica

Registered: May 2001
Location: Warsaw

Soo true & funny

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Aug-04-2005 03:50 Poland

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karim
the method to the madness

Registered: Nov 2001
Location: St. Catharines/Hamilton, CANADA

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Originally posted by bluE_Neon
Soo true & funny

you're kidding right?

Karim

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Aug-04-2005 03:57 Lebanon

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Jem_hadar
I remember...

Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Pandora (South of Nowhere)

quote:
Originally posted by trancechaos
haha this reminds me of another joke.

ferrari were complaining that thier pitstops werent fast enough, so one day someone told the techinical director that he can find guys in johannesburg that can change the tires and refuel the car in less then 3 seconds.
so the ferrari dudes went ahead and hired a bunch of guys from soweto(really bad area in johannesburg), and not only did these guys change the tires in 3 seconds, but in an additional 2 seconds they spray painted the car silver and sold it to the maclaren team.

Sold baki, solid!!