Liquor before beer, never fear.
Beer before Liquor, never sicker.

I live and abide by these rules, I have found that when I don't the worst does happen.
May seem a funny phrase,but it has saved me alot of stress,money and embarressment. It trully has made my life alot easier.

Anyone have any words of wisdom?
Things that you live by,and make your life,even in the smallest manners better?

Discuss.

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Originally posted by willson Liquor before beer, never fear. Beer before Liquor, never sicker.

most retarded thing evar. doesnt matter what u drink first or second n00b

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

exactly. i have proved that sayong wrong every weekend for the last 20 years of my life. ive also thrown substances in there for fun.

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Originally posted by willson Things that you live by,and make your life,even in the smallest manners better?

You don't have to rise to be the highest - everyone else just has to fall.

Saw it on a magic card when I was little. Always adored that proverb.

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Originally posted by nchs09 most retarded thing evar. doesnt matter what u drink first or second n00b

Right,so that is why everyone I know lives by these rules,and the general populus of people who have known of this saying on teh intarweb agree with its reasoning?
Most case scinarious it works,ofcourse if your going to drink way too much and want to get so lashed you dont know your arse from your elbow then course it will not work.
As I threw up 2weeks ago,using this rule.
But I did go overboard.
And ofcourse some people can handle their liquor after beer,one of my mates can drink like a fish and has never thrown up in his life.
But I did not say these words would be for everyone either,I said I lived by the rules and it had served me well.

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Originally posted by willson Right,so that is why everyone I know lives by these rules,and the general populus of people who have known of this saying on teh intarweb agree with its reasoning? Most case scinarious it works,ofcourse if your going to drink way too much and want to get so lashed you dont know your arse from your elbow then course it will not work. As I threw up 2weeks ago,using this rule. But I did go overboard.

last time i threw up was cause i drank too many shots.
iv never thrown up cause i mixed one before the otherone. and not everyone thinks that. half of hte pople i know dont think it.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

When i'm feeling down and stressed out i just think "Life in every breath" over and over, helps to slow down my breatheing and mellow me out...Sounds weird but fuck it, it works!

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Originally posted by Jackson When i'm feeling down and stressed out i just think "Life in every breath" over and over, helps to slow down my breatheing and mellow me out...Sounds weird but fuck it, it works!

How did "life in every breath" come to your mind,you get it from anywhere or did you make it yourself?

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Originally posted by willson How did "life in every breath" come to your mind,you get it from anywhere or did you make it yourself?

Last Samurai (i know your trying to catch me out ) but i've always had Taoist and Buddhist beliefs.

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here are the words of wisdom I live by:

first have the bong, you can't go wrong!
Crack open & beer & then snort up some gear!
Once you are stoned, find a chicka to bone!
Being wasted is super, while you do her in the pooper!

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Alcohols empirical formula doesnt change. Its amount, concentration, and time interval. Thats it.

its like listening to these fucking morons talk about how THICK Guinness is and its like a can of bread. Dumbshits couldnt pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel. Its one of the smoothest liquidiest drinks out there and its pretty easy to rail out 14+ pints a night on that stuff.


People dont know shit about drinking and alcohols and talk about good Corona is, when its one of the shittiest beers out there, and then get a boner over Heineken when its the expensive Amsterdam version of Corona.

Unless youve tried more than Macrobrews and your local micros, shut your filthy ignorant mouths about beer and just enjoy it without spewing your rancid smelling opinions out with with your shitty beer breath.

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Originally posted by Nou I wonder if there is some connection between the heavy drinkers and the virgins...

I think youll find a stronger correlation between anime incest tentacle rape and virginity.