i was with this girl lastnight, and after i was done my business, she asks:

"why did you pick me to fool around with this summer"



how the fuck am i supposed to answer that without lying?!

tell her it's because you thought she might be willing to have sex with you.

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Originally posted by BTG i was with this girl lastnight, and after i was done my business, she asks: "why did you pick me to fool around with this summer" how the fuck am i supposed to answer that without lying?!

Just tell her...

Youre hot and I knew that if I worked you, you'd put out. The summer is almost over anyway, so who gives a fuck. At this point, I dont think it matters cause you already (Im assuming) tapped that.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

One time this girl was like "Could ten super-intelligent mickey mouses figure out a cure for cancer in less than three years?"


I was speechless.



Just kidding. The only question a girl has asked me is "Are you okay?" and "Are you gay?" I guess that one qualifies too!

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Addy fo SHADDY ! hiccup, KA pladdy.

we had teh smoke and my g/f asked me a question that went for 2 minutes, something about the meaning of life and surfing. by the time she finished asking it i had forgotten what the start of the question was, and so had she. i knew it was a great question though!

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girls always ask the hard questions......a quick tip

best replies are:

1) You're so special

2) omg, you're so beautiful

3) you taste great


otherwise, stick to the usual "get the fuk out of my face, yo!"

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she works at the coffee place by my work, so i just said 'i duno, free coffee?"

should of said "what makes you think its just you?"

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TempesTrip/Jeremy K

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Originally posted by TempesTrip should of said "what makes you think its just you?"

Just play San Andreas and listen to the phrases Carl says to the girls when they're talking.

"Oh wow."

"This is so interesting, Im just gonna listen."

"Yeah, go on".

Those 3 phrases work anywhere, anytime.

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink girls always ask the hard questions......a quick tip best replies are: 1) You're so special 2) omg, you're so beautiful 3) you taste great 4) I s'pose this would be the best time to tell you that I slept with your sister, too. otherwise, stick to the usual "get the fuk out of my face, yo!"

Fix'd.

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[ Romans Chapter 1, Verse 6: And you are included among those Gentiles who have been called to belong to Jesus Christ. ]

Come on Bradley be a real man


Tell her she was on your way to work free coffee and good p*ssy?

NOT man enough to say that?

Just say you wanted a girl for the summer. Works everytime to make the girls go crazy ( angry that is )