It's my 2nd year of college.. wtf. I didn't get this last year?

I'm moving in tomorrow and mom comes in to say "don't you dare be smokin' any dope with anyone. And if you fool around with girls, be sure to have a condom."

I never understood how awkward this conversation is. Jesus.

i got it a month after i GRADUATED college.

rofl! i made the mistake of telling my mom "uh.. mom you're a little too late on this" (meaning, i knew what sex and dope are) and she took it as me not being a virgin anymore and FLIPPED OUT. i almost cracked up.

but ah well, at least she made the effort, albeit it 10+ years late on the sex ed!

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oh for fucks sake.

college is when you're SUPPOSED to take drugs.

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Originally posted by guster It's my 2nd year of college.. wtf. I didn't get this last year? I'm moving in tomorrow and mom comes in to say "don't you dare be smokin' any dope with anyone. And if you fool around with girls, be sure to have a condom." I never understood how awkward this conversation is. Jesus.

If you were moving back in after leaving, then you'd be getting the rules according to Hoyle as well. WTF do you have to pain your folks once again? Couldn't you make it on your own?



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pfft i got it when i was 15 when i was caught having sex and smoking dope

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy pfft i got it when i was 15 when i was caught having sex and smoking dope

& your pet puppy never fully mentally recovered from the abuse

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy pfft i got it when i was 15 when i was caught having sex and smoking dope

I am 31 and never received the sex or drug talk....either my parents didn't care about me or they just thought I would never do drugs and never have sex.....if only they could see me now

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Originally posted by ChemEnhanced I am 31 and never received the sex or drug talk....either my parents didn't care about me or they just thought I would never do drugs and never have sex.....if only they could see me now

what a weird fetish. "I wish my mummy could watch me put my willy into a stench trench"

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ & your pet puppy never fully mentally recovered from the abuse

lol

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i got the sex talk when i was 16 from my DAD


but then after that he just started telling me about his sex life.

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I got the drug talk, but not the sex talk. My parents didn't want to know what was going on in my bed... which is fine by me.

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