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Henkie_henk
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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Viva Hollanda

Bad things to hear on an airplane

10. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore.

9. We're cruising at an altitude of... ah, hell, I don't know.

8. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?

7. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Just kidding.

6. Would a flight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em coming!

5. This is...uh...this is...uh...your...hmm. I seem to have lost my memory.

4. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?

3. Welcome aboard flight 109 -- you bunch of jerks!

2. Good God, Steve! We're going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?

1. We'll be on the ground in 10 minutes. One way or another.

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Crazy Serb
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Registered: Jun 2001
Location: Sin City

MUHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!

That's some funny shit...

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torontotrance
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Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Toronto

What about......

-Sorry you have middle seat on this flight and two fat dudes sit besides you
-Pilot:How do we start this thing
-I think i'm about to be sick.....

Dec-24-2001 02:01 Canada

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tiesto14
Let The Music Play

Registered: Oct 2001
Location: The Palladium New York City

funny stuff
the 2 that REALLY made me laugh where these

1. We're cruising at an altitude of... ah, hell, I don't know.
2. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?

REAL FUNNY

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Phazon
Come back when ur pretty

Registered: Aug 2001
Location: New York

1. Destination....HELL!!!!!!!!!!

Dec-24-2001 05:37

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OrZonE
Sp'ik'ars aDDicT

Registered: Nov 2001
Location: NY - Toronto, Canada

Actually i've heard most of these on an airplane, its good to read stuff like this if you're afraid of flying

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