i just went downstairs in my building to have a cig and i was looking around at everyone in the courtyard, talking and smoking and stuff...and i started picturing everyone butt naked. i laughed a little bit to myself, but then i couldn't stop. i mean, every person who walked by me i pictured them totally naked...holding their briefcases and cups of coffee and stuff...and i really had to like make myself not laugh. i probably looked like a damn crazy woman sitting there laughing at everyone walking by me.
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man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
Oct-12-2005 17:17
Allied Nations
Make it happen cap'n
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: MTHELL
Re: hahaha
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Originally posted by Slylee
i just went downstairs in my building to have a cig and i was looking around at everyone in the courtyard, talking and smoking and stuff...and i started picturing everyone butt naked. i laughed a little bit to myself, but then i couldn't stop. i mean, every person who walked by me i pictured them totally naked...holding their briefcases and cups of coffee and stuff...and i really had to like make myself not laugh. i probably looked like a damn crazy woman sitting there laughing at everyone walking by me.
cigarette...mmm....
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Oct-12-2005 17:23
jonze
Unicorn Farts
Registered: Feb 2004
Location: where blue skies meet the sunrise
see if a guy did that he'd probably end up with a raging boner and someone filing a sexual harassment suit for walking around with it.
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Oct-12-2005 17:24
Slylee
love lockdown
Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL
yea well when everyone walking by you is like old dudes/chicks who are basically not attractive and short and fat with glasses on and fumbling around with their briefcases and stuff, it's funnier
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man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
Oct-12-2005 17:26
Cloudburst
I am the maximum
Registered: Oct 2003
Location: Jötebċrj
O RLY?
YA RLY!
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hey that owl has a goatee. gotee? i can't spell goteee.
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Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
Oct-12-2005 18:40
jonze
Unicorn Farts
Registered: Feb 2004
Location: where blue skies meet the sunrise
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Originally posted by Slylee
hey that owl has a goatee. gotee? i can't spell goteee.
i think it called a gOWLtee
lame jokes ftw
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Originally posted by lucid
pro tip: if you value your life, NEVER do anything that will place you "outside" of the jonze circle of trust.
Oct-12-2005 18:41
Denser
Thief
Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Chennai
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Originally posted by lücid
i go for smokes often at my workplace and all that i do is watch the ppl go by..its quite amusing.
if you are lucky you might even get to see a fight or too. once i saw an old lady feed a dying dog by having it in her lap and pushing a biscuit down the dog's throat. it leaves you thinking.
Oct-12-2005 18:46
goodgreef
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Oct 2004
Location: Victoria, Canada
bahaha.. cant say ive ever done that for old and ugly people....did it at school though and thought it was funny..lol..