So i just realised i hadnt had a wank for a month, which mustve been the longest period of abstinence since i first set upon myself with a wild fury over ten years ago.
Luckily i soon remedied the situation.
But anyway. Longest wank drought?
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Oct-18-2005 20:20
Lepanto
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Registered: Jul 2005
Location: The Height of New Colossus
hmm, there were a few times such as when i was circumsized when i was 13 lol but the longest without WACKING IT was when i was with my ex who wanted to get fucked 4 times a day. u didn't specify.
Originally posted by Lepanto
hmm, there were a few times such as when i was circumsized when i was 13 lol but the longest without WACKING IT was when i was with my ex who wanted to get fucked 4 times a day. u didn't specify.
lol, sounds like fun.
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Oct-18-2005 20:25
jonSun
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Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Chicago CTA #77
Get a girlfriend or fuck buddy. Youll go alot longer than a month.
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Oct-18-2005 20:26
chojin
<3 Leah
Registered: Oct 2002
Location: Bedfordshire, England
i can remember a stint in college when as stupid as it sounds i just forgot about masturbation...it really wasn't even on my mind...and then day i was man...it's been a while.
Oct-18-2005 20:30
igottaknow
PerfectTeeth R4 Dinosaurs
Registered: Feb 2001
Location: The Future
I don't masturbate anymore, now that I have a dog.
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Oct-18-2005 20:33
mentalbarter
We Are Scientists
Registered: May 2002
Location: Newcastle
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Originally posted by josh4
yah are we talking about total abstinence here or just wanking
hmm just wanking
having a gf doesnt mean u cant have the odd tug now and then, and sometimes when she's busy and youre bored at home then there aint much better to do.
just seemed a long time to not even think about the 5 knuckle shuffle
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Oct-18-2005 20:46
Slylee
love lockdown
Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL
that's the best time to jerk off in her face. then it'll shoot all over the place. i bet it gets in her eye.
ok that was really gross sorry.
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man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
Oct-18-2005 20:47
Ygrene
Dr. Stinkburger Deluxe
Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Totergefuttert
I'm going to have to say from my zeroeth birthday until the day i discovered wanking is the longest i've gone wankless.
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Oct-18-2005 20:48
Vlad
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Registered: Apr 2003
Location: San Siro [NYTA #3]
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Originally posted by Ygrene
I'm going to have to say from my zeroeth birthday until the day i discovered wanking is the longest i've gone wankless.
+1
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