I'm so pissed off!!! I was hungry as hell for a slice of lovely chicken-pesto-garlic-extrasauce-extracheese mamma's pizza from the fridge and I put it on 50 seconds of nuke time instead of what would have been better at maybe 30 seconds!!!
It's now too tough, there's no more oils on it to make it tasty, and it seems dehydrated. I'm so peeved!!!!!

Now I'm still hungry after half-finishing the slice and I want something else to snack on.... i'll likely have to suffer with my brother's poorly made chocolate chip cookies


/end whining fit

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Shit I hate when that happens!!

Stupid microwaves!!

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One time when I was really stoned (why do all my stories start like this?) I put some pizza in the microwave and accidently hit 30 mins instead of 3. Being the stoner I am, I went back to watch TV while my food was cooking, and COMPLETLY forgot about it until I said to myself "Hey I'm hungry I'm gonna go make pizza"

I quickly discovered my mistake the second I walked into the kitchen and saw hockey pucks in the microwave with the timer somewhere around the 15 minute mark.

A man who craves pizza is a determined man indeed.

If you were really desperate, you would eat it and imagine how good it could be

damn this thread makes me hungry.

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hmmm mama's pizza...i need to come visit you at starbucks soon...and then grab a slice of pizzza.....they're sooo nice there....all friendly to the starbucks folks and all.
i have to agree with endgame...i'm now craving pizzzza

omg, u dont nuke pizza

whats wrong wit you

oven, oven, OVEN!

well worth the wait, then pile on some Frank's hot sauce!