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| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
Anyone notice that both Diddy and Felix are the ONLY black guys rockin the mo-hawk?
They're the same person  |
Yeah. It's like a Jekyll & Hyde type of situation. See, most of the time he's the mild-mannered P. Diddy, and he stays that way by drinking a magic potion called a "forty" at least once a day. But when he forgets to drink his forty...he transforms into the demented FELIX DA HOUSECAT! As Felix, he prowls the night in search of fresh baby meat and young defenseless women to devour. Only when someone shoots him with a bullet filled with forty does he run to the woods and wake up in the morning as the dazed, naked, and injured P. Diddy once again. He never suspects a thing, considering the fact that he gets shot five to ten times a day, the bullet hole in his chest doesn't phaze him. With a "Damn, that must have been one hellufa party last night.", he returns to his recording studio, still nekkid, to record another devastating pop single.
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| quote: | | Addy fo SHADDY ! hiccup, KA pladdy. |
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