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i dnt get it

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Originally posted by Sunsnail i dnt get it

You're not missing much.

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I haven't heard that one since 1987.....


funny then - meh now

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Originally posted by naesean3 I haven't heard that one since 1987.....

Stood the test of time

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He might have a hammer though. Why isn't he scared of the hammer?

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Originally posted by Sunsnail i dnt get it

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by coincidence, i heard it at the pub last night. wasn't new then, and it isn't new now!

better:

> > An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems....
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> > "Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot".
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> > So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.
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> > "Incredible"he says, "there is a £20 note lodged up here."
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> > Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a
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> > £10 pound note appears.
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> > "This is amazing!"exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to do?"
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> > "Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!"shrieks the patient.
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> > The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and
> > another and
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> > another and another, etc....
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> > Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.
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> > "Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batt er. Just out of
> > interest, How moch was in dare den?"
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> > The Doctor counts the pile of cash.
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> > "£1,990 exactly."
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> > "Ah, dat'd be roit,''says the Irishman
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> > (Wait for it...........scroll down.)
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> > I knew I wasn't feeling two grand.."

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Originally posted by chojin by coincidence, i heard it at the pub last night. wasn't new then, and it isn't new now! better: > > An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems.... > > > > "Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot". > > > > So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look. > > > > "Incredible"he says, "there is a £20 note lodged up here." > > > > Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a > > > > £10 pound note appears. > > > > "This is amazing!"exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to do?" > > > > > > "Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!"shrieks the patient. > > > > The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and > > another and > > > > another and another, etc.... > > > > Finally the last note comes out and no more appear. > > > > "Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batt er. Just out of > > interest, How moch was in dare den?" > > > > The Doctor counts the pile of cash. > > > > "£1,990 exactly." > > > > "Ah, dat'd be roit,''says the Irishman > > > > > > > > > > > > (Wait for it...........scroll down.) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I knew I wasn't feeling two grand.."

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