Try this !

http://members.aol.com/frogiearno/dearsanta.htm

Fill in all the blankets, and it will automatically make up your christmas list for you. its all done!

when its done, copy and paste it in here for some good ol' solid holiday fun and laughs (maybe the odd giggle too? )!!!!

-jem-

P.S. Remember: Fill in the blanks to write your letter to Santa Claus.
This one is for the BIG girls and boys.

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heres mine:


Santa Clause
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good boy.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at spiffy's Office party. It was sarah who spiked the punch with too much rickards red. I can't help it if I drank 7 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like roots uniscent.

I thought it was funny when I put lars's wife beater on my head and danced the trance on the orange computer/desk chair while singing `stonecold'. I didn't mean to break spiffy's ipody and don't know why spiffy would accuse me of stealing.

I don't remember calling the bitch's wife a best friend pig---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and yellow lipstick!

And when I threw up on lisa's husband's breasts, it was only because I ate too much of that cereal.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my SUNFIRE through my neighbor's sunroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a quickly cheetah and have me arrested for murder!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all big and small. And I'm really not to blame for any of this medium stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and fondly yours,
jamie (Really a nice boy!)

P.S. It's only 5 bucks!





-jem-

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Santa Clause
North Pole, Earth

Dear Santa,

I have been a good boy.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Chus & Cebellos's Office party. It was Danny T who spiked the punch with too much Bloody Caesar. I can't help it if I drank 32 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like banilla.

I thought it was funny when I put Superchumbo's pants on my head and danced the airplane dance on the chair while singing `Just FUCK'. I didn't mean to break Chus & Cebellos's iPod and don't know why Chus & Cebellos would accuse me of break & enter.

I don't remember calling the married guy's wife a happy sheep---even though she looked like one with yellow eye shadow and blue lipstick!

And when I threw up on the married girl's husband's leg, it was only because I ate too much of that shawarma.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Ford through my neighbor's living room. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me an excited dog and have me arrested for posession!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all wrong and good. And I'm really not to blame for any of this strong stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and totally yours,
RJ (Really a nice boy!)

P.S. It's only 11 bucks!

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Santa Clause
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Josh's Office party. It was Karen who spiked the punch with too much diet coke. I can't help it if I drank 19 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like cool water.

I thought it was funny when I put Cale's sweat pants on my head and danced the HDT dance on the bed while singing `satilitte'. I didn't mean to break Josh's cell phone and don't know why Josh would accuse me of theft.

I don't remember calling steve's wife a smooth cow---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and black lipstick!

And when I threw up on tina's husband's finger, it was only because I ate too much of that tacos.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my jeep through my neighbor's bedroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a cold puppy and have me arrested for murder!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all slippery and hot. And I'm really not to blame for any of this long stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and horrifically yours,
Lisa (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 19 bucks!

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Shut up and DANCE!!
House moves my body, Trance owns my soul, Progressive drives me wild

Santa Clause
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Judy's Office party. It was Natalie who spiked the punch with too much mailbu. I can't help it if I drank 12 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like coconut oil.

I thought it was funny when I put Judy's pants on my head and danced the reggaeton on the couch while singing `Air for Life'. I didn't mean to break Judy's mp3 player and don't know why Judy would accuse me of stealing.

I don't remember calling Elio's wife a pretty duck---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and black lipstick!

And when I threw up on Annick's husband's arm, it was only because I ate too much of that spaghetti.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my car through my neighbor's bedroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a funky dog and have me arrested for hurling!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all geeky and crazy. And I'm really not to blame for any of this fucked up stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and very yours,
Lauryn (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 12 bucks!

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Whatever it may take I keep on trying.

quote:

Originally posted by rabbitjoker I don't remember calling the married guy's wife a happy sheep---even though she looked like one with yellow eye shadow and blue lipstick!

Bwahahahaha

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TECHNO IS THE BEST NOISE ON EARTH.
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Santa Clause
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good boy.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Carlos's Office party. It was Lauryn who spiked the punch with too much scotch. I can't help it if I drank 13 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like pine forest.

I thought it was funny when I put Jason's socks on my head and danced the jig on the table while singing `macarena'. I didn't mean to break Carlos's toaster and don't know why Carlos would accuse me of assault.

I don't remember calling Neil's wife a small horse---even though she looked like one with red eye shadow and green lipstick!

And when I threw up on Charnika's husband's head, it was only because I ate too much of that pizza.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my acura through my neighbor's kitchen. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a large monkey and have me arrested for robbery!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all dark and gloomy. And I'm really not to blame for any of this cold stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and brightly yours,
Ben (Really a nice boy!)

P.S. It's only 4 bucks!

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SHUT UP AND DANCE !!

this sounds fighteningly applicable to my life


Santa Clause
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good boy.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Chemy's Office party. It was Max who spiked the punch with too much roofie colada. I can't help it if I drank 61 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like ketamine.

I thought it was funny when I put Tyler's socks on my head and danced the fat lady polka on the "service" table while singing `sandstorm'. I didn't mean to break Chemy's HAM radio and don't know why Chemy would accuse me of forceable confinement.

I don't remember calling Brett's wife a craptacular pigme goat---even though she looked like one with lavender eye shadow and burgendy lipstick!

And when I threw up on Mel's husband's ass clevage, it was only because I ate too much of that veal oscar.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my vespa through my neighbor's ensuite. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a introspective platapus and have me arrested for trafficing!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all rushy and cracky. And I'm really not to blame for any of this sketchy stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and rollin' balls yours,
Moral Hazard (Really a nice boy!)

P.S. It's only 287 bucks!

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quote:

Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

^^ LOL.. only you can turn this into a crackhead post.

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SHUT UP AND DANCE !!

^^ go with what you know!

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quote:

Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

quote:

Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

omg I love this - so much fun

"Santa Clause
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Frank's Office party. It was Caroline who spiked the punch with too much Beer. I can't help it if I drank 7 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Pine .

I thought it was funny when I put Shelley's pants on my head and danced the breaking on the chair while singing `Shook me all night long'. I didn't mean to break Frank's PDA and don't know why Frank would accuse me of breaking and entering.

I don't remember calling Niall's wife a small goat---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and red lipstick!

And when I threw up on Caroline's husband's forhead, it was only because I ate too much of that raspberries.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my tanker through my neighbor's roof. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a battered giraffe and have me arrested for breaking and entering!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all large and huge. And I'm really not to blame for any of this tiny stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and patiently yours,
Penny (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 7 bucks!"

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"For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people."

Santa Clause
North Pole, Earth

Dear Santa,


I have been a good Boy.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Mustafa's Office party. It was Ricky who spiked the punch with too much Pocari Sweat. I can't help it if I drank 9332 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like stinky.

I thought it was funny when I put Bobby's panties on my head and danced the robot rock on the refrigerator while singing `Cloudwalking'. I didn't mean to break Mustafa's blender and don't know why Mustafa would accuse me of slander.

I don't remember calling Bobo's wife a crazy cow---even though she looked like one with oranze eye shadow and blue-ish lipstick!

And when I threw up on Mellisa's husband's chinko, it was only because I ate too much of that eel donburi.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my scooter through my neighbor's balcony. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a furious Cally and have me arrested for slap!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all spikey and soggy. And I'm really not to blame for any of this lunch-like stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and unbelievably yours,
Paul Reiss (Really a nice Boy!)

P.S. It's only 6475454545 bucks!