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Anonymous X
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Registered: Dec 2005
Location: Philadelphia
The official (DUMB) test!

Below you'll find the official Dumb Test.
Use this checklist to determine if you're dumb.

__ 1. You're in 5th grade and you still spell "cat"..."kat".
__ 2. You're in 4th grade and you're being tutored by a 1st grader.
__ 3. You pronounce Virginia as Vagina.
__ 4. Your favorite sport is pocketball.
__ 5. You think the skid marks in your underwear were caused by a racing car.
__ 6. You thought the F on all your tests stood for Fantastic.
__ 7. You always crap on yourself to avoid taking math tests.
__ 8. You repeated kindergarten 3 or more times.
__ 9. You belong to a cult that worships a head of lettuce.
__ 10. In school you always sit next to an Asian student...so you can copy.

Here's the scoring rubric:

1 check = Not dumb.
2 checks = Kinda dumb.
3 checks = dumb
4 checks = Really dumb
5 checks = Holy crap!...You're a freakin' idiot!


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josh4
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Registered: Dec 2003
Location: New York City

awww did you make this up yourself? how cute

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fastmp3
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Location: Montreal/Canada & Casablanca/Morocco (the ROOTS of TRANCE)

i hate to agree with this josh4 retard, but he's right this time


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josh4
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Registered: Dec 2003
Location: New York City

i was wrong once.... actually no i think it turned out to be a difference of opinion

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Yan
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Registered: Jul 2003
Location: Wano

This is pretty lame, n00b.

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chillsonic
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Registered: Nov 2004
Location: Los Angeles

Not good enough, F--



































(no, not fantastic.)


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kanadianiceman
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Registered: Mar 2003
Location: Calgary, Canada
Re: The official (DUMB) test!

quote:
Originally posted by Anonymous X

__ 10. In school you always sit next to an Asian student...so you can copy.



sait is ALL asians, and man they dont speak english


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TranceFusion
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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Chandler, Arizona [ASU]
Shame / Disagreement

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*Sigh*

:TF:


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Nayil
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Registered: Nov 2004
Location: Dallas,Texas

i like kats

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qiushiming
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Registered: Apr 2005
Location: Singapore, SG
Re: Re: The official (DUMB) test!

quote:
Originally posted by kanadianiceman
sait is ALL asians, and man they dont speak english


bet i can speak english better than you asshole

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Twoces
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Registered: Feb 2004
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Re: Re: Re: The official (DUMB) test!

quote:
Originally posted by qiushiming
bet i can speak english better than you asshole


If you can speak two languages you're more fluent than most Americans anyway...

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