MONTREAL

The Good

Winning hockey team
Very affordable city
Great restaurants
Joie de vivre
Bars close later
Better looking women
Easier commute
Home of bring your own wine restaurants
Bagels and smoked meat
Better strip clubs
Architecture
Trendier
Better CFL team and stadium
Not being able to turn right on red lights (too many people would die)
Jaywalking is perfectly acceptable
Don't need garbage heaps to have ski hills

The Bad

Never-endums (constant threat of separation)
Pot holes the size of small European nations
Extreme weather
Fifth season - road construction
Higher taxes
Public strikes ever week
We're better than everyone attitude/inferiority complex
Not being able to turn right on red lights
Drivers who act like killing is legal so long as you are behind the wheel

TORONTO

The Good

Warmer weather
Lots of former Montrealers live there
Best NBA and MLB pro teams in Canada
Second-best hockey team in Ontario
Lots of jobs
Great variety of ethnic food
Streetcars
More high-end shopping
Better concerts and theatre
Street food
Pinball Clemons
LCBO's wine selection
Home of two great comedians, Mike Myers and Jim Carrey (They both left as soon as they could...).

The Bad

The "oh good it's Monday!" attitude
Traffic
Pollution
High housing costs
Needing the military to remove snow
Centre of universe (which is apparently a giant black hole) attitude
Hated by all other Canadians
Home of TSN, the Toronto Sports Network
Homeless problem in downtown
Women wear tennis shoes to work
The never-ending suburbs (is Buffalo part of Toronto yet?)
Mel Lastman

(Courtesy of The Montreal Gazette)

Last edited by jester on Jan-14-2006 at 16:58

owned!

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sooo true

Never seen a MTL VS TA thread before!

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Originally posted by DJMD123 Great googliemoogly!

One thing i would like to see Ottawa vs Washington D.C lol now thats something

montreal --> winning hockey team??
as far i as know, maple leafs are better than the canadians at midseason,....
but still
montreal rocks

you forgot a point btw...GOOD --> montreal has french people

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Montreal still has the most stanley cups in the NHL.

Argh. We are for sure not winning on this year!! Damn!

mmmmm egg bread sooo good!

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Originally posted by SiM PeµRf montreal --> winning hockey team?? as far i as know, maple leafs are better than the canadians at midseason,....

leafs: 1967 and counting....muhahaahaha

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'Living in Ottawa, having lived in Toronto for a few months, and seeing it all from a west coast perspective (Vancouverite back in the day), I've been waiting for such a thread.

Toronto:
-Hiphop and Rap/Alternative music city
-hotdog stands
-rooftop patios
-trendy clothing stores (mostly expensive)
-Brass Rail

Montreal
-EDM city
-poutine stands
-second-hand smoke (on its way out)
-trendy clothing stores (mostly good deals)
-Chez Paré

In a perfect (Canadian) world, I would wake up in my Vancouver home, earn a paycheck with my Toronto job, then blow it all in Montreal's restaurants/clubs

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Originally posted by Ravemontreal Once I took a piss in front of everybody at Stereo. Put the garbage under the mixer, and did it right there while people were dancing and screaming. people thought I was playing with the mixer but I was playing with my zizi.

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Originally posted by Enjoy a classic from the aria days: me: are you on TA? girl: uhhhh... im on speed

Vancouver pretty much pwnez evryone, and montreal coming in a close 2nd.

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Originally posted by Spin Laden In a perfect (Canadian) world, I would wake up in my Vancouver home, earn a paycheck with my Toronto job, then blow it all in Montreal's restaurants/clubs

Best reply to this thread!

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Originally posted by DJMD123 Great googliemoogly!