GUYS GUYS

I am, very drunk when I post this, but I promise you this is true....

So I'm at House of Blues checking out infected mushroom and who do I see with a bodyguard...

TIESTO!!!!

Man, he has a huge fkn jaw but I work up the courage to walk up to him....

NOT TO MENTION IM FKN SHITFACED BY NOW...

And do you know what the first thing I ask him is???

"WHEN WILL YOU PLAY LIKE YOU DID IN 2002, DUTCH DIMENSIONS STUFF?!?!?"

He answers me:

"hahahahaha, I'm workjing with BT on ISO4, I hope to really surprise my fanbase with some pre-2004 stuff, no "Love comes again" stuff..."

So I say:

"Awesome man...."

I then point to my shirt that, especially for IM playing says, "Bal en Blanc 2006" and I say:

"I saw you at that big white party in montreal, it was fkn packed"

and he says:

"cool man, that was a great night"

and I say, BULLSHIT INCLUDED:

"yeah mang, you did well"

hahahahhahahahahhaha surrrrreeee tiesto... you did real well, I soooo picked up the bs in his voice.....

Anyways, so I say:

"Best of luck in the future man"

and he says:

"thanks man, take care"

So i go back to my corner, and he keeps dancing in his....

FUCKING SICK, I SPOKE TO FKN DJ TIESTO, CHEESE MASTER SUPREME AND I HELD A STRAIGHT FACE...

FUCKING TIRSTO!+#&@@@@!@!

True story, I sweat to god, even ask Jester, he was there with me....



BY THE WAY,

INFECTED FKN BROUGHT DOWN THE HOUSE

HARDCORE

"IM PLAYING A GAME, A WHOP BABA DOOBOB BABY,

I">>>>>>>>

WOOOUUUUUUUU"

/markess out

/markess must lay off the redbull

I FKN SWEAR TO GOD AND I HOPE YOU GUYS BELIEVE ME...

I FKN MET TITIIIIEEESSSSTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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(edit: wtf is up eithj his jaw, WTTFFF)

REDBULL VODKA YEEEEE

HAHAHAHAHHAHA

8 REDBULL/V DOKA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA


TIIIEEESSSSSSSSSSSTOOOOOOOO

this thread is like 15 min. old and it's already classic..

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You Can't Spell Hemorrhoids Without Emo. says:
i drank 14 bottles of it at my student union and dropkicked the projector image of a football manager that i thought was the real football manager. Went right through the screen.
.: Aureus :. says:
that is quite possibly the coolest fucking thing i have heard in my entire life

haqhahahahahahahhaha

makress is smasssheedddd
hahahahah

Markess you are effn hilarious when drunk

look at the excitement over Tiesto...imagine if it were Sven
hehehe

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you should have told him you were bigger than him and had more people who liked your ass than his music

im guessing his jaw was messed up from "negotiating" with BT to get full credit for the tracks

working with BT for isos4

can't do it himself

anyone remember the disaster that was the Gouryella project?
I bet you Tiestor takes credit for Marcus having an ass worship fansite too.

lol
its Isos 5...
4 was so bad no one remembers it.

quote:

Originally posted by all-nite-freak lol its Isos 5... 4 was so bad no one remembers it.

That's what I was thinking

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Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO- What a Ride!" Unknown

This thread is hilarious

hahaah gr8 story mang , very funny , i wonder what u would've said to tostitoo if u were sober