so i've been dating this girl for about 5 months now

we've certainly had some wild nights, dont get me wrong! BUT...


it's just gotten to the point where it seems like we've lost all the spark we ever had... maybe have sex ONCE a week, and when we do, it's nothing special we hardly ever make out any more (just when we're fucked up), and she even gets all pissy when i rub her the wrong way or bring sex up at all

i've tried to get her more interested in oral sex, getting toys, kama sutra books, playing games, crazy condoms, she just doesnt seem real interested in anything maybe i just need to change my attitude? be more romantic? who knows?

so what do yall do to spice up your sex life? suggestions?


help?! please? im dyinggggg here!!!

Are you getting her off.? But I dont think its the sex life thing. I think its the attraction thing or just bored of it all thing. Find a new girl.

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tell her, not us.
if she cares about u shes want to make u happy, reasonably.
if she dont wanna do shit, move the fuck on.

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BTW if u gotta work at it after only 5 months, its time to find some1 else. 5 months is still the honeymoon stage.

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Originally posted by Ripped Bag Butt plugs

+1

Man you have problems if the spark is dying after only 5 months.

Oh yeah, anal beads.

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Originally posted by ATL_Trancer so i've been dating this girl for about 5 months now we've certainly had some wild nights, dont get me wrong! BUT... it's just gotten to the point where it seems like we've lost all the spark we ever had... maybe have sex ONCE a week, and when we do, it's nothing special we hardly ever make out any more (just when we're fucked up), and she even gets all pissy when i rub her the wrong way or bring sex up at all i've tried to get her more interested in oral sex, getting toys, kama sutra books, playing games, crazy condoms, she just doesnt seem real interested in anything maybe i just need to change my attitude? be more romantic? who knows? so what do yall do to spice up your sex life? suggestions? help?! please? im dyinggggg here!!!

You're obviously a homosexual.

I'm too young, and you're too ugly, but I know some guys who might be interested in you.

PM me.

www.pussysnorkel.com

Problem solved.

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Originally posted by ATL_Trancer so i've been dating this girl for about 5 months now we've certainly had some wild nights, dont get me wrong! BUT... it's just gotten to the point where it seems like we've lost all the spark we ever had... maybe have sex ONCE a week, and when we do, it's nothing special we hardly ever make out any more (just when we're fucked up), and she even gets all pissy when i rub her the wrong way or bring sex up at all i've tried to get her more interested in oral sex, getting toys, kama sutra books, playing games, crazy condoms, she just doesnt seem real interested in anything maybe i just need to change my attitude? be more romantic? who knows? so what do yall do to spice up your sex life? suggestions? help?! please? im dyinggggg here!!!

Thats sad if you ask me. Get a book called the Joy of Sex. Its old school but will teach nublars like you a trick or 10. Second. Condoms kill sensation. get her pregnant. Pregnant women get really horny. Get on welfare and medicade and repeat.

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Originally posted by jonSun Are you getting her off.? But I dont think its the sex life thing. I think its the attraction thing or just bored of it all thing. Find a new girl.

she must be a good faker if im not haha, but youre probably right

5 months did seem a little soon to me too?? shouldnt you be married for a good 10 or 15 years before this shit starts really happening?