One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight on the dark front porch, the guy starts feeling horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, says to her:

"Baby, would you give me a blow job?"

She quickly replies: "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"

Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour in the dark?"
Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
Him: "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
Her: "No way. It's just too risky!"
Him: "Oh please, Baby, you know how much I love you...."
Her: "No. I love you too, but I just can't!"
Him: "Sure you can. Please...?"
Her: "No. I just can't"
Him: "I'm begging you ... "

Without warning, the light on the porch goes on, and the girl's little sister shows up in her pj's, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice says: "Dad says to go ahead and give the bastard a blow job. Otherwise I can try it. Or if need be, he'll send Mom down to do it, but for God's sake tell the stupid bastard to take his hand off the intercom or none of us is going to get any sleep tonight!"

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hahahahhahahaha, oh my gosh, that is funny!! lol

goooood one

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Never again.

I haven't heard that one in a long time.
It's still great!

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if only it worked that way.

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nice one m8 although i already knew it
i liked better the more news from the horny

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Without warning, the light on the porch goes on, and the girl's little sister shows up in her pj's, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice says: "Dad says to go ahead and give the bastard a blow job. Otherwise I can try it. Or if need be, he'll send Mom down to do it, but for God's sake tell the stupid bastard to take his hand off the intercom or none of us is going to get any sleep tonight!"

Old one . And the end in not so good, as one i heard:
"...Or if u like to, u can do that to Dad.."

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*choke*
Nice, i've neveer heard that before in my life, amazing shit!
Life sure seems easy when you read posts like these

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