It all started with a dream. I was having sex with a chick. Well kinda. We were both nekkid and she wanted me to "do it." I wanted to "do it." But I think I was crying instead. Probably because I wanted to do her but knew deep down that there was something keeping me back, like societal pressure or something. I'd never done a chick before (except when I experimented in junior high). So I think I nailed her in my dream.
I woke up and thought "strange, that's the 2nd dream" and went to the bathroom. And you know what?!? There was a card laying on the sink with a nekkid chick and her legs spread wide open? Coincidence? My roommate thought he'd play a prank on me by leaving it there but maybe he was picking up on something. Am I bi or even straight?
Should I try a chick? I wouldn't know what to do. Do I go to the straight bar? Do I have to buy her a drink first? Or just hang around outside the mall? Do I have to buy her flowers n shit or can I just go up and be like "hey, wanna sex?" I think I'd want to try a chick but I don't want to end up with the wrong one. I'm in LA, and there's a lot of really dumb chicks out here. Like dumber than donating $100 to scientology dumb.
I feel like the 40-year old virgin (except I'm 24 and not a virgin) because I've never done a chick and since it's been so long, I don't understand how their species works.
Advice?
*starts ducking as the flames begin*
Mar-30-2006 11:40
Lepanto
Makes you HORNY!
Registered: Jul 2005
Location: The Height of New Colossus
i knew Jews can't be gay
"In NYC you can find 8 million unique people, in LA you're lucky if you find 6"
Originally posted by chojin
and no doubt your bandit tendencies will help in the pulling dept. \o/
What does that mean?
Mar-30-2006 11:48
jonSun
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Chicago CTA #77
Bang a bitch, just to say u did it.
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Mar-30-2006 11:49
chojin
<3 Leah
Registered: Oct 2002
Location: Bedfordshire, England
quote:
Originally posted by Jake Benson
What does that mean?
from my exp. girls seem to love gay guys.
though thinking about it, they like them when they know they're gay :/ im not sure how it'd work out if they didn't know but you were ordering barcardi and cokes etc
id say fuck it, go for it mate. you can always get some cock action afterward if it doesnt work out
You've never banged a chick, but you're not a virgin?
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Mar-30-2006 11:51
Jake Benson
Supreme Vaginaddict
Registered: Nov 2005
Location: New York
quote:
Originally posted by chojin
from my exp. girls seem to love gay guys.
though thinking about it, they like them when they know they're gay :/ im not sure how it'd work out if they didn't know but you were ordering barcardi and cokes etc
id say fuck it, go for it mate. you can always get some cock action afterward if it doesnt work out
So I should just pull the gay card instead of the "next round is on me" card? Maybe that would work. Yeah, I can always do another d00d as a back-up plan.
Mar-30-2006 11:54
Allied Nations
Make it happen cap'n
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: MTHELL
quote:
Originally posted by Jake Benson
So I should just pull the gay card instead of the "next round is on me" card? Maybe that would work. Yeah, I can always do another d00d as a back-up plan.
bahahah
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Mar-30-2006 12:02
stren
Strenowski
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Warsaw, Earth, 1 AU
if you get laid with a chick on first try, i think all staight TAs will be bummed
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Mar-30-2006 12:08
Marc Summers
I must behave
Registered: Jan 2005
Location: New York, USA
OOOOhhhh, I get it.
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Mar-30-2006 12:12
pkcRAISTLIN
arbiter's chief minion
Registered: Jul 2002
Location:
jake mate, youre an intelligent lad, im sure you can figure it all out for yourself
I'm think I'm bi-curious
I think I'd want to try a chick but I don't want to end up with the wrong one. I'm in LA, and there's a lot of really dumb chicks out here. 
Like dumber than donating $100 to scientology dumb.
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