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POPSICLE rant/review
Simply put: the music was great but the crowd blew ASSSS!!!
Holy crackheads... some people have NO self-respect. Everywhere you looked, e-puddles, cross-eyed zombies, washing machines; assholes. First thing Dave and I saw walking in through the front entrance was a chic so shitty she was being carried out by her friends...not even an hour into the event. As the night went on, the situation worsened. I managed to get tagged by a 10-foot long glowstring while navigating my way through the puddles.... or dead people sprawled out on the ground... I couldn't tell. Ugh, talk about a vibekiller... I couldn't get into the music, not even for a full track, cause the crowd around me was so awful. Every ten seconds a group of people would charge through the crowd and literally 'make' space for themselves in front of us. They looked so out of it they probably didn't even realize there was a crowd around them. And "No, I don't want your half-used Vicks Mr. Complete Fucking Stranger, thanks anyway!" "No cracky lady, I would not like a glowstick show in my face, please turn back around". Oh the best was a group of five candy kids who squeezed up in front of us TAs and yelled 'make space! make space'.......for what? we were all wondering....... lost cell phone? dropped camera? no, they cleared out the crowd for a freakin e-puddle right in front of us with the glowsticker elbowing my shin at 140bpm! I'm actually very curious to know HOW they chose that exact spot out of all the goddamn places in the auditorium. I don't know but the look of bewildered disgust from Anthony's face was fucking priceless! And why do people think it's cute to splash water bottles all over the crowd????? Try pouring it on yourselves first. It really is too bad too cause there was some really great trance being played last night that I would normally go nuts to. I can't even blame it all on the youngsters though, there was this dumb ass guy outside the smoking area, who nobody knew, asking us about drugs and shit hell of loud with three cops + security standing about 15ft away. No matter how much we strugged him off he would keep saying 'drugs this, drugs that. are YOU guys on drugs? why not?'. GO. AWAY.
Wuuu ssaaah.... okay now that got that off my chest, I did get to meet a TON of new TAs, who all looked just as disturbed and dettached from it all as I was. Half of your names I couldn't hear or don't remember or never got, but there was FuzzyChicken, PhaseFour, Psiweaver, gezhutehriw;etak, kimchi, and of course the hardc0re FLTAs, Mel, Lis, Anthony and co, who I'm sure are traumatized by their first trip out west . Now do you see why glowsticks and pacifiers are illegal in your state? Thomas Datt was also brave enough to make good on his promise and join the crowd, at its worst 
As far as the production itself, the dance floor was well ventilated most of the night, unlike the bleachers where I got nauseas from the heat and thickening smell of clove/cig smoke. The lighting was great but the sound system was ehh on and off. There were a couple times where the speakers clipped or the eqs were way off. Not that 90% of the crowd would have even noticed though . $10 Miller cups were rape, but at least the lines were MUCH shorter and quicker than Love Parade afterparty.
So overall a bad experience walking away from it, but now that it's over and the horror is fading from memory, I can say I'm glad I got to hear Thomas Datt, Perry O'Neil and Signum live for the first time, and Rank 1 and Blank & Jones played their best sets I've heard yet! I was particularly impressed by Signum who I haven't heard much from at all until last night. Hats off to all you guys, honestly the music was the only thing that kept me there that long. As sobriety took hold, we became more annoyed and Esper, Dave and I ended up leaving a few minutes into Deep Voices' set. It was great to see so many TAs out though, I didn't even know there were that many TAs in SF You guys should really make it out to the club events more often where you can at least enjoy your surroundings!
EDIT: To be fair though, talking to others who've been to previous Popsicles, this was by far the worst crowd to turn out in years, so being my and a few others' first time, I guess we just had bad luck. Skills did put together an irresistable line-up though and to tell you the truth if it's as good next year, I'd probablygo again... in the hopes that the vibe takes a turn back for the better. As much as I bitch, I can't really blame the promoter this time, security checks going in were proper and short of combing the crowd and dragging half the people out, they did the best they could keeping the situation safe and legal while still fun... for those having fun. I guess I'm just too used to the club scene where people are a bit more "tactful" about their state of mind and a bit more dignified in their partying.
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Last edited by R!CH on Apr-03-2006 at 05:59
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