I usually just get way too drunk and drown my issues in sweet sweet alcohol

My girlfriend got preggers. I kicked her in the tummy. It didnt work. So i threw her down the stairs & out it came.

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Originally posted by jonSun My girlfriend got preggers. I kicked her in the tummy. It didnt work. So i threw her down the stairs & out it came.

*Grabs you by your ample mane and stabs your ears off. STABS not cuts!*

+1

ive punched a hole in my cupboard...

and punched a hole in my 'mates' wall when my ex got with my best mate.



....i have anger issues

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Originally posted by chojin and punched a hole in my 'mates' wall when my ex got with my best mate.

but you were probably aiming for your mate, right?

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Originally posted by Lira Yesterday I threw my bed off my balcony. I live in a house, so naturally no one could be injured by a bed falling in a backyard (although the gardener, who was watching in the distance, was probably puzzled by seeing a white falling mammoth, also known as my bed, in such context). In spite of the wrath I felt, and the endless headache that ensued, it was kind of fun. The bed is intact, by the way.

LMFAO

I can't actually remember. I don't really do stuff like that...

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Originally posted by Mr.Mystery I can't actually remember. I don't really do stuff like that...

For you I was gonna say "post on TA".

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Originally posted by jonSun My girlfriend got preggers.

You should never go with the generic brand of tomato sauce. It just isn't the same.