ok take your favourite song, and replace the subject matter in it with tiesto, for example:

I never meant to be so bad to you
One thing I said that I would never do
One look from you and I would fall from grace
And that would wipe this smile right from my face

Do you remember when we used to dance
And incidence arose from circumstance
One thing lead to another we were young
And we would scream together songs unsung

{chorus}
It was the heat of Tiesto
Telling me what your heart meant
Heat of Tiesto shone in your eyes

And now you find yourself in 82
The disco hotspots hold no charm for you
You can’t concern yourself with bigger things
You catch the pearl and ride the dragon’s wings

{chorus}

And when your looks are gone and you’re alone
How many nights you sit beside the phone
What were the things you wanted for yourself
Teenage ambition you remember well

{chorus x2}

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"We did not choose to become robots. There was an accident in our studio. We were working on our sampler, and at exactly 9:09 a.m. on September 9, 1999, it exploded. When we regained consciousness, we discovered that we had become robots."

mwahahaha I love this idea.


Like a sentence of death,
I got no options left,
I've got nothing to show now.

I'm down on the ground,
I've got seconds to live,
and you cannot go now.

'Cause Tiesto, like an invisible bullet shot me down
and I'm bleeding, yeah I'm bleeding
and if you go, Tiesto will bring you back to me.
Tiesto will bring you back to me.

You're a dirty Tiesto,
you're in my blood and there's no cure in me, yeah.
I wanna run, like the blood from a wound
to a place you can't see me.
'Cause Tiesto, like a blow to the head has left me stunned
and I'm reeling, yeah I'm reeling
and if you go, Tiesto will bring you back to me.

You're a cold piece of steel between my ribs
and there's no saving me, yeah.
And I can't get up,
from this wet crimson bed that you made for me.
That you made for me!
'Cause Tiesto like a knife in the back has cut me down
and I'm bleeding, yeah I'm bleeding,
and if you go, Tiesto will run to defend me, to defend me.

'Cause I can't get up, I'm as cold as a stone,
I can feel the life fade from me.
I'm down on the ground, I've got second to live,
and what's that waits for me, Tiesto waits for me!
'Cause Tiesto like a sentence of death, left me stunned,
and I'm reeling, yeah I'm reeling,
and if you go, Tiesto will bring you back to me.

hahahahahahaha

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"We did not choose to become robots. There was an accident in our studio. We were working on our sampler, and at exactly 9:09 a.m. on September 9, 1999, it exploded. When we regained consciousness, we discovered that we had become robots."

quote:

Originally posted by placebo {chorus} It was the heat of Tiesto Telling me what your heart meant Heat of Tiesto shone in your eyes

I lol'd hard.



All I could think of was the episode of SP where Cartman sings "Heat of the Moment" and all I could hear was his voice singing "Heat of Tiesto"

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last minute disco dot net

tiesto goes in seperate ways through the portals of love.

tiesto was increating, not the aftermath.
cant say i was nothing before tiesto came into my life.
but i will keep the memorys for when tiesto get's weary.

bitter tiesto storys. they always have no end. in the quetud of day break. we watch tiesto bend. cant say i was nothing before tiesto came into my life.i have to catch the urban train and get back on tiesto again.


i dunno another lol

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Theresa made me remove my sig .

FTW:

Tiiiiiiiiesto
You don't have to put on the red light
Those days are over
You don't have to sell your body to the night

Tiiiiiiiiesto
You don't have to wear that dress tonight
Walk the streets for money
You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right

Tiiiiiiiiesto
You don’t have to put on the red light

I loved you since I knew you
I wouldn’t talk down to you
I have to tell you just how I feel
I won’t share you with another boy
I know my mind is made up
So put away your make up
Told you once I won’t tell you again
It’s a bad way

Tiesto
You don’t have to put on the red light
Tiesto
You don’t have to put on the red light

quote:

Originally posted by MarkT FTW: Tiiiiiiiiesto You don't have to put on the red light Those days are over You don't have to sell your body to the night Tiiiiiiiiesto You don't have to wear that dress tonight Walk the streets for money You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right Tiiiiiiiiesto You don’t have to put on the red light I loved you since I knew you I wouldn’t talk down to you I have to tell you just how I feel I won’t share you with another boy I know my mind is made up So put away your make up Told you once I won’t tell you again It’s a bad way Tiesto You don’t have to put on the red light Tiesto You don’t have to put on the red light

COMEDY GOLD

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"We did not choose to become robots. There was an accident in our studio. We were working on our sampler, and at exactly 9:09 a.m. on September 9, 1999, it exploded. When we regained consciousness, we discovered that we had become robots."

AHHAHAH.

Tiesto there's no need to feel down.
I said, tiesto, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, tiesto, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

tiesto, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

They have everything for young men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...

Tiesto, are you listening to me?
I said, tiesto, what do you want to be?
I said, tiesto, you can make real your dreams.
But you've got to know this one thing!

No man does it all by himself.
I said, tiesto, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the y.m.c.a.
I'm sure they can help you today.

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...

Tiesto, I was once in your shoes.
I said, I was down and out with the blues.
I felt no man cared if I were alive.
I felt the whole world was so jive ...

That's when someone came up to me,
And said, tiesto, take a walk up the street.
It's a place there called the y.m.c.a.
They can start you back on your way.

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

They have everything for young men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a
Tiesto, tiesto, there's no need to feel down
Tiesto, tiesto, pick yourself off the ground

It's fun to stay at y-m-c-a
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a
Tiesto, tiesto, are you listening to me?
Tiesto, tiesto, what do you wanna be?

y-m-c-a
you'll find it at the y-m-c-a
no man, tiesto, does it all by himself
young man, tiesto, put your pride on the shelf

Y-m-c-a
then just go to the y-m-c-a
y-m-c-a
tiesto, tiesto, i was once in your shoes
y-m-c-a
tiesto, tiesto, I said, I was down and out with the blues.
y-m-c-a

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ROFL DUDE AHAHAHAHA

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"We did not choose to become robots. There was an accident in our studio. We were working on our sampler, and at exactly 9:09 a.m. on September 9, 1999, it exploded. When we regained consciousness, we discovered that we had become robots."

He spent fifteen years getting loaded
Fifteen years 'till his liver exploded
Now what's Tiesto gonna do now that he can't drink?
The doctor said, "What you been thinkin' 'bout?"
Tiesto said, "That's the point,
I won't think about nothing
Now I gotta do something else,"
OI OI OI!
"To pass the time."
Tiesto shaved his head
He got a new identity
Sixty-two holed air cushioned boots
And a girl who rides a scooter
Gonna take him out, of town
They would get away
Riding around, as the trucks drive by
You could here the mother ******s go...

A couple of lines, an extra thermos of Joe
He'll be kickin' in heads at the punk rock show, yeah
Tiesto's the kinda guy who knows just what
Tiesto's the kinda guy who knows just what to do
When the doctor tells him to
"Quit your drinkin', now's the time."
Will he ever walk the line
To all my friends, I feel just great
But will he ever walk the line
Kickin' ass and bustin' heads
Red suspenders
Once a day he shaves his head
But will he ever walk the line?
Will he ever walk the line?
Will he ever walk the line?
Will he ever walk the line?
Oh will he ever walk the line?

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"We did not choose to become robots. There was an accident in our studio. We were working on our sampler, and at exactly 9:09 a.m. on September 9, 1999, it exploded. When we regained consciousness, we discovered that we had become robots."

First I was afraid
I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live
without Tiesto by my side
But I spent so many nights
thinking how Tiesto did me wrong
I grew strong
I learned how to carry on
and so Tiesto's back
from outer space
I just walked in to find Tiesto here
with that sad look upon Tiesto's face
I should have changed my stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I had known for just one second
Tiesto'd be back to bother me

Go on now go walk out the door
just turn around now
'cause Tiesto's not welcome anymore
weren't Tiesto the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
Tiesto think I'd crumble
Tiesto think I'd lay down and die
Oh no, not I
I will survive
as long as i know how to love
I know I will stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
and I'll survive
I will survive

It took all the strength I had
not to fall apart
kept trying hard to mend
the pieces of my broken heart
and I spent oh so many nights
just feeling sorry for myself
I used to cry
Now I hold my head up high
and Tiesto see me
somebody new
I'm not that chained up little person
still in love with Tiesto
and so Tiesto felt like dropping in
and just expect me to be free
now I'm saving all my loving
for someone who's loving me

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"We did not choose to become robots. There was an accident in our studio. We were working on our sampler, and at exactly 9:09 a.m. on September 9, 1999, it exploded. When we regained consciousness, we discovered that we had become robots."

quote:

Originally posted by placebo First I was afraid I was petrified Kept thinking I could never live without Tiesto by my side But I spent so many nights thinking how Tiesto did me wrong I grew strong I learned how to carry on and so Tiesto's back from outer space I just walked in to find Tiesto here with that sad look upon Tiesto's face I should have changed my stupid lock I should have made you leave your key If I had known for just one second Tiesto'd be back to bother me Go on now go walk out the door just turn around now 'cause Tiesto's not welcome anymore weren't Tiesto the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye Tiesto think I'd crumble Tiesto think I'd lay down and die Oh no, not I I will survive as long as i know how to love I know I will stay alive I've got all my life to live I've got all my love to give and I'll survive I will survive It took all the strength I had not to fall apart kept trying hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart and I spent oh so many nights just feeling sorry for myself I used to cry Now I hold my head up high and Tiesto see me somebody new I'm not that chained up little person still in love with Tiesto and so Tiesto felt like dropping in and just expect me to be free now I'm saving all my loving for someone who's loving me

WE HAVE A WINNER

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Theresa made me remove my sig .