i know uve always wanted ur own midget... n although i know u still dont have one.. i thought this would come close.

http://www-scf.usc.edu/~rmsteven/

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note the * Must sign seven day lease at the bottom haah

omg, my dream has finally come true!


this is truly a blessing

thanks jasin!

ps: if i were to hire a midget, i'd go to some forest or something and set him loose and tell him to watch his back........but instead of shooting paintballs at him or whatever, i'd have a very large stick to poke him with.......and im sure you can all guess what will happen next

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i would get a fat one and give him a collar with a cupcake dangling in front of his face just outta reach so he'd run everywhere trying to catch it, meanwhile loosing weight

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink omg, my dream has finally come true! this is truly a blessing thanks jasin! ps: if i were to hire a midget, i'd go to some forest or something and set him loose and tell him to watch his back........but instead of shooting paintballs at him or whatever, i'd have a very large stick to poke him with.......and im sure you can all guess what will happen next

you're gonna poke him in the pooper with your meatstick?

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Originally posted by monkchichi you're gonna poke him in the pooper with your meatstick?

yes.

yes, that's exactly what I meant.

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