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u could always go to a club. or a bar. or a movie. or hang out with friends that didn't decide to invite u with them anywhere. and they're probably having a lot of fun and thinking "hey susy, how come u didn't invite Azia" "i thought u invited azia." "o pshhh, omg like totally not. for sure omg like totally i didn't i swear. i thouhgt u did." "o well, snorting all this coke, sleeping with 5 italian stallions, finishing this keg and being with my best friends, no i mean by best friend cus Azia decided not to call us and see if she wanted to anything with us, has made this the best night of my life."
are u even drinking?
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/gabriel_and_dresden
| quote: | | ...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic. |
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