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americans only help other americans u leeching northern freedom-loathing ******.
yesterday at work two ladies bought a laptop and told me to keep it up at the counter while they went to the restroom. so i put it down and my manager goes "NOOOOOO! there is an invisible line, u can't put it beyond this invisible line. u know, 'cus someone might just sneak up and steal it." and i go "pshhhh, americans would never steal from americans." and these two customers behind me started laughing crazy.
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/gabriel_and_dresden
| quote: | | ...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic. |
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