Just thought I'd let everyone know (for those that do know me)
My wife (Cheryl) is pregnant!

Post all your tips here!

So far I've heard:
- When you buy the stroller get one with BIG wheels; easier to get around and push.

Any other sage advice?
(Serious ones only plz...)

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congrats! new life is always such a wonderful thing

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Congratulations dude!

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Originally posted by Fir3start3r (Serious ones only plz...)

Oh come on!

fine, fine:

- Don't plan on eating out your wife for a long while after she gives birth as she'll be squirting blood and placenta from there as her uterus goes back to its normal size.

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congrats! thats awsome news

congrats!!!

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Originally posted by Cosmic Fur - Don't plan on eating out your wife for a long while after she gives birth as she'll be squirting blood and placenta from there as her uterus goes back to its normal size.

Maybe he wants to earn his Red Wings?

PS: Fucking gross

Wow! Congrats to the both of you!

xoxo

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congrats Jeff, all the best

Jeff, congrats to both you and Cheryl. Too bad we didn't know sooner, if not, I could have wished you guys in person!

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Amazing news Jeff! Congrats to you both....

congrats!
now stop fucking around on TA and focus on your baby.

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