Brilliant idea...



Operation to remove light bulb from inmate's anus
Thursday June 29, 10:02 AM

MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) - Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass light bulb in his anus.

On Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object.

"Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan.

"We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation."

Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.

"When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said.

"I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners."
The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose.



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luckily, the doctors were able to shed some light on the situation.

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Originally posted by Cosmic Fur luckily, the doctors were able to shed some light on the situation.

It was going to be a difficult operation, yet they did see some light at the end of the tunnel.

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Originally posted by Abercrombie It was going to be a difficult operation, yet they did see some light at the end of the tunnel.

L O fuckin' L

That's some good fuckin humour
!!!!!!!!!

WHAT IN THE FUCK!! That's so messed up!!

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hehehehe

how does someone shove a lightbulb up your ass and you not notice it...

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Source with xray pictures and full stories

"Rectal Foreign Bodies" -- from Surgery Magazine (1986)

Collated by Drs. David B. Busch and James R. Starling, Madison, Wis.


The surgical management of two patients presenting with incarcerated, apparently self-inserted foreign bodies is reported. The large volume of prior literature on this subject is reviewed, with tabulation of 182 previous cases by type and number of objects recovered and with a discussion of patients' age distribution, history, complications and prognosis.

Table I Previously reported recovered foreign bodies:

[ed. note: list has been appended to reflect recently found documentation.]


Object Number Recovered

Glass or ceramic
Bottle or jar 32
Bottle with attached rope 1
Glass or cup 12
Light bulb 7
Tube 6

Food
Apple 1
Banana 2
Carrot 4
Cucumber 3
Onion 2
Parsnip 1
Plantain (with condom) 1
Potato 1
Salami 1
Turnip 1
Zucchini 2

Wooden
Ax handle 1
Stick or broom handle 10
Miscellaneous or unspecified 3

Sexual Device
Vibrator 23*
Dildo 15

Kitchen device
Dull knife 1
Ice pick 1
Knife sharpener 1
Mortar pestle 2
Spatula (plastic) 1
Spoon 1
Tin cup 1

Miscellaneous tools
Candle 1
Curling Iron 1
Flashlight 3
Iron rod 1
Pen 2
Rubber tube 1
Screwdriver 1
Toothbrush 1
Wire spring 1

Inflated device
Balloon 1
Balloon attached to cylinder 1
Condom 1

Ball
Baseball 2
Tennis ball 1
Pool cue ball 1

Miscellaneous containers
Baby powder can 1
Candle box 1
Shampoo Bottle 1
Snuff box 1

Miscellaneous
Bottle cap ** 1
Cattle horn 3
Chain (gold) 1
Frozen pig's tail 1
"Kangaroo tumor" # 1
Hair Mousse Cap 1
Plastic rod 1
Stone 2
Toothbrush holder 1
Toothbrush package 1
Whip handle 2*

Collections (one case of each)
2 Glass tubes
72 1/2 Jeweler's saw
Oil can with potato stopper
Piece of wood, peanut
Umbrella handle and enema tubing
2 Glasses
Phosphorus match ends (homicide)
402 Stones
Toolbox ##
2 Bars soap
Beer glass and preserving pot
Lemon and cold cream jar
2 Apples
Spectacles, suitcase key, tobacco pouch, and magazine
total of 14 collections, with approximately 500 objects

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* number may be larger (text unclear)
**cannot exclude ingestion
# unique case of pedunculated perianal skin tumor habitually
inserted into rectum
##inside a convict; contained saws and other items usable
in escape attempts.

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OMG an iron? WTF? How the hell?

And LMAO at a light @ end of the tunnel nd shedding light on the situation... ROFLMFAO

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quote:

Originally posted by Abercrombie It was going to be a difficult operation, yet they did see some light at the end of the tunnel.

I can't believe the victim didn't feel a slight discomfort when he had a lightbulb shoved up his ass.

How many prisoners does it take to replace a lighbulb?
- Not many, just one asshole.

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Originally posted by Cosmic Fur How many prisoners does it take to replace a lighbulb? - Not many, just one asshole.

...and a whole operating room to get it out.

Watt??? The con seeking enlightenment deserves another year in jail for incandescent exposure.



/ok, I'm done.
//Armageddon!

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