i was doing the usual "knock your co-workers name tag off" deal today at work cus it wasn't busy and the stores weekly ad totalled sucked cock. So i am in the championship round with G-money and then there is this totally hot girl at customer service. I'm lookin at her and I don't know wether she is 12 or 20 but who cares, u know. as long as u don't touch u can imagine, rite. So anyways, whatever happens and she and her grandmother come over to my register and i'm like "yo."
and she's like "hi."
and i'm like "getting an Ipod, eh?"
and she's like "ya."
and that was it. i processed her credit card and she walked out on my life
she was 23 years old.

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

ah NICE dude. you're soooooo lucky

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you have to be bored.


or at least counting on some other c0rs being so...

No courtesy rhino hump upon her departure?

Weak.

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Originally posted by iammesol you have to be bored. or at least counting on some other c0rs being so...

i'm not bored. i'm excited. a girl TALKED to me!

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

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Originally posted by DjConfessions ...there is this totally hot girl at customer service. I'm lookin at her and I don't know wether she is 12 or 20 but who cares, u know. as long as u don't touch u can imagine, rite... and that was it. i processed her credit card and she walked out on my life she was 23 years old.

finding out after the fact she was 23, doesn't matter you're still a pedo because you thought she was 12 and you still wanted to fuck her.

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Originally posted by igottaknow finding out after the fact she was 23, doesn't matter you're still a pedo because you thought she was 12 and you still wanted to fuck her.

You hit on citric and you're like, a billion. Besides, I don't think he cares

dude i'd fuck a donkey if it'd kiss my neck

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

thats hot

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man i need a girlfriend. i can't be doomed asking women if they want credit/debit all my life. that girl was so hot. i should've asked for her number. but u know me, cut my wrists tonight.

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

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Originally posted by DjConfessions dude i'd fuck a donkey if it'd kiss my neck

move to kazakstan

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Originally posted by DjConfessions i was doing the usual "knock your co-workers name tag off" deal today at work cus it wasn't busy and the stores weekly ad totalled sucked cock. So i am in the championship round with G-money and then there is this totally hot girl at customer service. I'm lookin at her and I don't know wether she is 12 or 20 but who cares, u know. as long as u don't touch u can imagine, rite. So anyways, whatever happens and she and her grandmother come over to my register and i'm like "yo." and she's like "hi." and i'm like "getting an Ipod, eh?" and she's like "ya." and that was it. i processed her credit card and she walked out on my life she was 23 years old.

wow. that's embarrassing.
you must be desparate and pathetic, all at the same time!
CongraTulations!