I'm looking at listings in the Irvine, CA area, and some of the roomate/apartment offers that are more appealing require that I be either gay or bi. Maybe I could pull off being bi, that doesn't necessarily require that I get involved with a guy.

have u should just move in with them, say your bi and suck their cock just once. then you're set for the rest of your stay

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

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Originally posted by DjConfessions have u should just move in with them, say your bi and suck their cock just once. then you're set for the rest of your stay

No, that's cool, I'll pass on that.

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Hehe reminds me of that Southpark where Jimbo and Ned infiltrate the KKK and convince them to take the opposite side, since nobody likes the KKK.

anyway serious note: fuck it, let them think you're a bum bandit.

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What's the worst that could happen?

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Originally posted by Tranc3 What's the worst that could happen?

swallowing

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

you could have some REALLY hot neighbours who are single, like to walk around in skimpy underwear but they steer well clear because they think you love the cock.

thats pretty much worst case.

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I wouldn't do that, cause it seems they have some intentions...

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Originally posted by Tranc3 What's the worst that could happen?

The issue isn't really the fact that the potential renter might be gay/bi.

They prefer to have someone like that so they ( the potential renters ) are not shocked by the behavior that may be taking place there.


It's a precautionary measure, a warning of sorts.

Unless they are really wackjobs they should accept you straight or not, the concern is about you and your acceptance, not the other way around.


And pulling off that you are gay/bi when you are not can be a tuffy!

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Originally posted by Tranc3 I'm looking at listings in the Irvine, CA area, and some of the roomate/apartment offers that are more appealing require that I be either gay or bi. Maybe I could pull off being bi, that doesn't necessarily require that I get involved with a guy.

It really depends on whether they are bi or gay.