Everyone knows that they should be giving away their second kidney for altruistic reasons (Jdat perhaps could give us a personal account of life before and after)


BUT you are probably thinking "What if something happens to my remaining kidney? I'll be screwed!"


That's where "Subey's TA Kidney Donation Support Plan" comes into effect. If you donate and your remaining kidney fails, then I will donate mine to you.

Think of it like a kidney donation insurance plan.

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What if one kidney fails in each of two individual donors?

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Originally posted by Miss Bliss What if one kidney fails in each of two individual donors?

I've applied a complex actuarial algorithm and determined that I can support 10 different people in this manner.

But perhaps the backup plan should have a backup! You can be my backup if you'd like?

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Originally posted by Miss Bliss What if one kidney fails in each of two individual donors?

Dialysis for you suckas!


I tell you it's so much fun being plugged into a machine three times a week for 4 hours each.
The sensation it's like tripping balls except the exact opposite



And hummm ... Subey what kind of insight would you like me to give you on the subject?

Ever since I got my transplant the 20th of june I have been feeling soooooo good. Oh yeah ... and horny
Today I was talking to this girl who had her transplant the day after me and she realized she did a mess up since .... she had sex before the 3 month of obligatory " minimal physical activity " period

Horniness seems to be a common thing amongst newly transplanted people

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Originally posted by jdat And hummm ... Subey what kind of insight would you like me to give you on the subject?

I'd like to know what the benefits of having a kidney transplant are specifically in the realm of sex.

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Originally posted by jdat Oh yeah ... and horny

They discovered Viagra by accident. Therefore I suspect a side effect of the immuno-depressants must be increased horniness.

We're gonna be rich! I'll give you 5% of the royalties for my new horniness drug. I'm gonna call it "Jdat Power" in honour of you.

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kidney fight!

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Originally posted by Subey I'd like to know what the benefits of having a kidney transplant are specifically in the realm of sex. They discovered Viagra by accident. Therefore I suspect a side effect of the immuno-depressants must be increased horniness. We're gonna be rich! I'll give you 5% of the royalties for my new horniness drug. I'm gonna call it "Jdat Power" in honour of you.

Well as you tend to feel better physically once you've had a transplant that also reflects in the bathroom, alleyway, backseat or wherever you engage in hoochie mamma activities


And speaking of the meds themselves .... too expensive man!
One month of meds is around 3200$ I don't know how you're going to make a profitable horniness drug out of that.
And if you were speaking in technical terms, some people actual experience a drop in their blood pressure after a transplant which results in them having no sexual desire and not being able to get the captain to work

dude im hanging out in the kidney transplant ward hehehe

My neigbour had a kidney transplant, but her body rejected it. She fell into a coma and nearly died so she prefers to live on using dialysis.

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"I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals."

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Het doel van een heel deel hier is niet over muziek te praten maar door zijn deelname aan discussies een zo groot mogelijk intellect proberen aan de dag te leggen en daarmee een rare vorm van zelfbevrediging in werking stellen. 'It's a strange world'

I was born with only 1 kidney.

I'll give mine out, it just have some calculus, its not that bad

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NOBODY DOES THIS ANYMORE

no thanks but i could use an extra penis

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/gabriel_and_dresden

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.