Become a part of the TranceAddict community!Frequently Asked Questions - Please read this if you haven'tSearch the forums
TranceAddict Forums > Local Scene Info / Discussion / EDM Event Listings > USA > USA - Texas & S. Central USA > TXTA Flame Warriors Thread
Pages (4): [1] 2 3 4 »   Last Thread   Next Thread
Share
Author
Thread    Post A Reply
davemolina
Team Westphal



Registered: May 2005
Location: San Antonio, USA
TXTA Flame Warriors Thread

Take From Flame Warrior Page Here

Hey Guys, this is pretty funny stuff. Read along and suggest which TXTA deserves a title...



TXTA Flame Warrior Roster

Evil Clown
TXTA Equivalent = Dirk W

Evil Clown is very quick with a joke, but his jests always have a barb. He has little patience for in-depth discussions and will often disrupt exchanges between serious forum participants by introducing irrelevant topics, fatuous quips, and offhand comments. His greatest thrill is to taunt and humiliate weaker or more plodding Warriors with his snappy ripostes. Not a particularly powerful Warrior, Evil Clown will attempt to avoid defeat by accusing his attacker of having no sense of humor.


Eagle Scout
TXTA Equivalent = Diggerz

Eagle Scout is a positive, constructive Warrior who endeavors to submit original articles which contain useful content and relevant information with supporting citations and links, thus initiating meaningful discussion threads. Eagle Scout regards the internet as an uplifting, egalitarian, worldwide arena for the exchange of ideas among intelligent, thinking individuals. He does not openly attack, but will (ever tactfully) chastise disruptive comments, gratuitous insults and cretinous insipidity. He is always kind and helpful to Newbie, and will shrug off even the most egregious insults. Eagle Scout is loathed with a poisonous intensity by Evil Clown, Jerk, Enfant Provocateur and Ego.

CAUTION: Sometimes Imposter, Evil Clown or Troller will masquerade as Eagle Scout. There have also been reports of Eagle Scout becoming Jekyl and Hyde.


Jerk
TXTA Equivalent = Zild

Jerk is sarcastic, mean, unforgiving and never misses an opportunity to make a cutting remark. Jerk's repulsive personality quickly alienates other Warriors, and after some initial skirmishing he is usually ostracized. Still, Jerk is very happy to participate in electronic forums because in cyberspace he is free to be himself...without the risk of getting a real-time punch in the mouth


Newbie
TXTA Equivalent = DJJonas

Unsteady in his knowledge of computers and cyberculture Newbie perambulates the internet, blithely stumbling his way into discussion forums. He seldom reads the FAQs and is utterly clueless about the basics of netiquette. When engaged in battle Newbie's usual tactical gambit is to feign helplessness, often going limp or crying when cornered. While Newbie doesn't seek conflict he will lash out comically when his feelings are hurt. Most Warriors will either ignore Newbie or treat him with mild disdain, but a few, such as Jerk and Evil Clown, take special pleasure in torturing him. Others, especially Propeller Head and Xenophobe, have a particular animus against Newbie and view his bumbling as an affront that must be punished.


___________________
quote:
Originally posted by Dirk W.
People in Dallas aren't *ssholes. Just look at me, I live in Dallas.


Meat is Murder...tasty, tasty murder.

Old Post Jul-28-2006 21:26  United States
Click Here to See the Profile for davemolina Click here to Send davemolina a Private Message Visit davemolina's homepage! Add davemolina to your buddy list Report this Post Reply w/Quote Edit/Delete Message
davemolina
Team Westphal



Registered: May 2005
Location: San Antonio, USA

Tiny Yapper
TXTA Equivalent = Rememberence

Ill tempered and aggressive, Tiny Yapper is always right out at the end of his leash barking furiously at the slightest provocation. Though his constant high pitched yips can be very annoying, his diminutive stature and limited strength pose no real threat to other Warriors.


___________________
quote:
Originally posted by Dirk W.
People in Dallas aren't *ssholes. Just look at me, I live in Dallas.


Meat is Murder...tasty, tasty murder.

Old Post Jul-28-2006 21:34  United States
Click Here to See the Profile for davemolina Click here to Send davemolina a Private Message Visit davemolina's homepage! Add davemolina to your buddy list Report this Post Reply w/Quote Edit/Delete Message
winston
ultraviolet catastrophe



Registered: Nov 2005
Location: Yggdrasill

User :: Lance Cashion
Title: Godfather
Godfather who is surrounded by a cadre of loyal henchmen. Unlike Rebel Leader, Issues, Furious Typer and other noisy Warriors, Godfather only occasionally deigns to enter into discussions, but when he does everyone listens to him respectfully and his pronouncements have an air of finality. Though Godfather himself never engages in battle, it is commonly understood that his utterances should not be challenged, and when an unsuspecting Newbie or ambitious wannabe mounts a challenge to his authority Godfather’s henchmen viciously silence or drive away the attacker.

User: Seekrets
Title: Fragile Femme.

Fragile Femme is very needy and insecure and regards the discussion forum as her personal support group, and will lash out when her feelings are not "validated" by the others. Fragile Femme will often refer to the forum participants as her "family" and becomes distraught at disharmony of any kind. She regards a minor disagreement with her as devastating personal assaults and will often dissolve into hysteria when confronted.

User: Dave Molina
Title: Ego

For Ego, the discussion forum is all about him, and he regards discussions that stray from that topic as trivial dalliances. Although tolerant of an occasional shift in focus, Ego grows increasingly restive when the forum's attention shifts away from his interests, and he will often provoke conflict to reestablish himself as the subject at hand. Ego is one the the fiercest of all the Warriors and will fight to the death when attacked.

User: Sevencyrus7
Title: Rebel leader.
Rebel Leader has an uncanny ability to upset the settled order of a discussion forum. Other Warriors may be excellent in single combat, but Rebel Leader's charisma, political instincts and verbal skills enable him to rally collective assaults powerful enough to overthrow the Royals and silence Cyber Sisters. Rebel Leader may draw allies from almost any of the other Warrior classes, but he can usually count on Loopy in the early stages of the conflict, and Sycophant after the revolution is well underway. Once the revolution has succeeded, however, Rebel Leader quickly loses interest in the cause. As is the case with false King-Fu Masters, the bones of wannabe Rebel Leaders litter the battlefields. .


___________________
"I think the scientific and the artistic spirit have something in common. The scientist wants not only to learn the facts, but to understand how they cohere, fit together and make a whole. He even uses criteria such as beauty and symmetry to help decide which theory he wants.

The scientist cannot capture the whole cosmos in thought. In his mind he makes a kind of microcosm, which we see as an analogue of the cosmos. In this way we try to get a feeling for the whole. The artist, I suppose, gets a feeling for the whole some other way.”


David Bohm in “Art, Dialogue and the Implicate Order”, published in On Creativity RC (Routledge Classics)

Old Post Jul-28-2006 21:47 
Click Here to See the Profile for winston Click here to Send winston a Private Message Add winston to your buddy list Report this Post Reply w/Quote Edit/Delete Message
davemolina
Team Westphal



Registered: May 2005
Location: San Antonio, USA

LOL @ Ego and Godfather


___________________
quote:
Originally posted by Dirk W.
People in Dallas aren't *ssholes. Just look at me, I live in Dallas.


Meat is Murder...tasty, tasty murder.

Old Post Jul-28-2006 21:53  United States
Click Here to See the Profile for davemolina Click here to Send davemolina a Private Message Visit davemolina's homepage! Add davemolina to your buddy list Report this Post Reply w/Quote Edit/Delete Message
davemolina
Team Westphal



Registered: May 2005
Location: San Antonio, USA

Picador
TXTA Equivalent = Nath.TX

Picador does not engage other Warriors in direct combat. Instead, he uses well placed barbs to goad his adversary into charging while skillfully avoiding the appearance of being the provocateur. He thus guides his enraged target towards certain injury or defeat at the hands of a stronger Warrior. Once the fight has been set in motion Picador will retire to a discrete distance, always ready prod his lance into sensitive areas should the action begin to flag. HINT: Alert Warriors can readily spot Picador because, though he seldom takes a stand on controversial issues, he always seems to be near the fray.


___________________
quote:
Originally posted by Dirk W.
People in Dallas aren't *ssholes. Just look at me, I live in Dallas.


Meat is Murder...tasty, tasty murder.

Old Post Jul-28-2006 21:59  United States
Click Here to See the Profile for davemolina Click here to Send davemolina a Private Message Visit davemolina's homepage! Add davemolina to your buddy list Report this Post Reply w/Quote Edit/Delete Message
davemolina
Team Westphal



Registered: May 2005
Location: San Antonio, USA

Enfant Provocateur
TXTA Equivalent = DJ Ballistic (Nath.au)

Enfant Provocateur likes to stir up trouble because...because, well...just because. This species of Flame Warrior is almost always young and male - it could be just a hormone thing.


___________________
quote:
Originally posted by Dirk W.
People in Dallas aren't *ssholes. Just look at me, I live in Dallas.


Meat is Murder...tasty, tasty murder.

Old Post Jul-28-2006 22:03  United States
Click Here to See the Profile for davemolina Click here to Send davemolina a Private Message Visit davemolina's homepage! Add davemolina to your buddy list Report this Post Reply w/Quote Edit/Delete Message
shaw
RIP



Registered: Jan 2005
Location: Intergalactic Mimosa Station

Duelists
TXTA Equivalent = Dave & Dirk

In a perpetual personal feud, Duelists generally don't menace anyone but each other, unless, of course, another Warrior foolishly gets between them. They may not even remember what started the fight, but not they cordially loathe one another and seize every to go at each other.


___________________

> S u s h i p u n k . P h o t o g r a p h y <

Old Post Jul-28-2006 22:07 
Click Here to See the Profile for shaw Click here to Send shaw a Private Message Add shaw to your buddy list Report this Post Reply w/Quote Edit/Delete Message
winston
ultraviolet catastrophe



Registered: Nov 2005
Location: Yggdrasill

quote:
Originally posted by Inconspicuous
Duelists
TXTA Equivalent = Dave & Dirk

In a perpetual personal feud, Duelists generally don't menace anyone but each other, unless, of course, another Warrior foolishly gets between them. They may not even remember what started the fight, but not they cordially loathe one another and seize every to go at each other.



Trueee


Hey someone look one up for Danny


___________________
"I think the scientific and the artistic spirit have something in common. The scientist wants not only to learn the facts, but to understand how they cohere, fit together and make a whole. He even uses criteria such as beauty and symmetry to help decide which theory he wants.

The scientist cannot capture the whole cosmos in thought. In his mind he makes a kind of microcosm, which we see as an analogue of the cosmos. In this way we try to get a feeling for the whole. The artist, I suppose, gets a feeling for the whole some other way.”


David Bohm in “Art, Dialogue and the Implicate Order”, published in On Creativity RC (Routledge Classics)

Old Post Jul-28-2006 22:12 
Click Here to See the Profile for winston Click here to Send winston a Private Message Add winston to your buddy list Report this Post Reply w/Quote Edit/Delete Message
shaw
RIP



Registered: Jan 2005
Location: Intergalactic Mimosa Station

quote:
Originally posted by diggerz
Trueee


Hey someone look one up for Danny



Grunter always reponds to discussion forum messages with a single word or a short phrase, and he NEVER edits quoted material. Profundus Maximus, Philosopher, Tireless Rebutter, and other verbose Warriors find Grunter a particularly exasperating opponent because he will answer their lengthy pontifications with a simple "Yeah!". "Get a life.", "Whatever", "I agree." "Wrong.", etc. While Grunter is not a strong Warrior, he is very elusive and difficult to engage in direct battle, and only by his extended silence is there any indication that he has been vanquished.


___________________

> S u s h i p u n k . P h o t o g r a p h y <

Old Post Jul-28-2006 22:13 
Click Here to See the Profile for shaw Click here to Send shaw a Private Message Add shaw to your buddy list Report this Post Reply w/Quote Edit/Delete Message
The_One
Rosetta Stoned



Registered: Jun 2003
Location: The Land of Hypocrisy

Admin
TXTA Equivalent: daydreamer

Admin is the janitor, the cop, the mayor, the judge and sometimes even the forum doctor who tends to Warriors injured in battle - in other words, Nanny on steroids. Because he runs the forum and sets the rules Admin has the power to pull the plug on any Warrior who gets a little too frisky.


___________________
Here is my final point. About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography and smoking and everything else. What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet? - Bill Hicks

Throughout human history, as our species has faced the frightening, terrorizing fact that we do not know who we are, or where we are going in this ocean of chaos, it has been the authorities, the political, the religious, the educational authorities who attempted to comfort us by giving us order, rules, regulations, informing, forming in our minds their view of reality. To think for yourself you must question authority and learn how to put yourself in a state of vulnerable, open-mindedness; chaotic, confused, vulnerability to inform yourself. - Timothy Leary

Old Post Jul-28-2006 22:14  United States
Click Here to See the Profile for The_One Click here to Send The_One a Private Message Add The_One to your buddy list Report this Post Reply w/Quote Edit/Delete Message
shaw
RIP



Registered: Jan 2005
Location: Intergalactic Mimosa Station

quote:
Originally posted by davemolina
Picador
TXTA Equivalent = Nath.TX

Picador does not engage other Warriors in direct combat. Instead, he uses well placed barbs to goad his adversary into charging while skillfully avoiding the appearance of being the provocateur. He thus guides his enraged target towards certain injury or defeat at the hands of a stronger Warrior. Once the fight has been set in motion Picador will retire to a discrete distance, always ready prod his lance into sensitive areas should the action begin to flag. HINT: Alert Warriors can readily spot Picador because, though he seldom takes a stand on controversial issues, he always seems to be near the fray.


I'd go with:

Though Kung-Fu Masters are powerful Warriors, they generally choose not to fight. Many lesser Warriors delude themselves into thinking that they are masters of war, but few are the genuine article. The true Kung-Fu master fully appreciates his own superiority and is therefore unruffled by petty provocations. When forced to fight, however, he quickly crushes his opponent with devastating blows.


___________________

> S u s h i p u n k . P h o t o g r a p h y <

Old Post Jul-28-2006 22:15 
Click Here to See the Profile for shaw Click here to Send shaw a Private Message Add shaw to your buddy list Report this Post Reply w/Quote Edit/Delete Message
davemolina
Team Westphal



Registered: May 2005
Location: San Antonio, USA

The One is Kung Fu Master IMO.


___________________
quote:
Originally posted by Dirk W.
People in Dallas aren't *ssholes. Just look at me, I live in Dallas.


Meat is Murder...tasty, tasty murder.

Old Post Jul-28-2006 22:24  United States
Click Here to See the Profile for davemolina Click here to Send davemolina a Private Message Visit davemolina's homepage! Add davemolina to your buddy list Report this Post Reply w/Quote Edit/Delete Message

TranceAddict Forums > Local Scene Info / Discussion / EDM Event Listings > USA > USA - Texas & S. Central USA > TXTA Flame Warriors Thread
Post New Thread    Post A Reply

Pages (4): [1] 2 3 4 »  
Last Thread   Next Thread
Click here to listen to the sample!Pause playback2005 progressive house track [2006] [0]

Click here to listen to the sample!Pause playbackSize 9 - I'm Ready (feat. Josh Wink) [Remix] [2005]

Show Printable Version | Subscribe to this Thread
Forum Jump:

All times are GMT. The time now is 11:17.

Forum Rules:
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is ON
vB code is ON
[IMG] code is ON
 
Search this Thread:

 
Contact Us - return to tranceaddict

Powered by: Trance Music & vBulletin Forums
Copyright ©2000-2026, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Privacy Statement / DMCA
Support TA!