OMGAWTZ!

I was logging onto some site about 3 months ago. Getting all registered and one thing they asked was to enter a poem into one of the fields.

it was optional - but i was downloading tunes at the time so the whole p00tah was running slow - so i did.

here it is;

DONKEY

I just want to log on,
this is so strange,
why doesnt it just ask me,
my freakin' name?

I just met my word quota,
so im outta here,
what a waste of time,
I'm grabbing a beer.

.....and lo and behold i get a letter today telling me its going to be in the book 'Immortal Versus' with a 2 page bio spread and its been shortlisted to win a $1,000 prize.

Ive checked and checked - there is no scam attached.

so yes
R0000000000000000000000000000000000FLEZ!!!111

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Originally posted by Light The Fuse OMGAWTZ! I was logging onto some site about 3 months ago. Getting all registered and one thing they asked was to enter a poem into one of the fields. it was optional - but i was downloading tunes at the time so the whole p00tah was running slow - so i did. here it is; DONKEY I just want to log on, this is so strange, why doesnt it just ask me, my freakin' name? I just met my word quota, so im outta here, what a waste of time, I'm grabbing a beer. .....and lo and behold i get a letter today telling me its going to be in the book 'Immortal Versus' with a 2 page bio spread and its been shortlisted to win a $1,000 prize. Ive checked and checked - there is no scam attached. so yes R0000000000000000000000000000000000FLEZ!!!111

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!

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Too old for this shit. But still luvin it

hahahahaha that is brilliant
well done mr PLees

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new set online, Summer Journeys

Good on you jules,
we all know he pulls.
Soups for president,
Tathi for resident...

..Fuckwitt

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bit of hard work and some sacrifice and you can be an artiste' like me dave

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HAHAHAH ! good stuff jules ! and dave that wasnt bad either

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someone bump the Poem thread for our talented poet Jules

hey me too I got that letter!!!

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Man who paint toilet not necessarily shithouse painter.

hahahaha they must be giving em away...i heard from a few mates they got one too

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It's Poetry.com isn't it?

I submitted a few poems to them back in 2002. I got letters saying they would be published, that I'd been specially selected, blah blah blah, but when I go and look these poems up now, (do a search for "Olivia Vandenberg" if you want to have a giggle) it still says the book is due to be published in winter 2006. It's been "due to be published in winter 200x" for the last 5 years. The only thing that's changed is the name of the volume. And this year's volume name is....Immortal Verses.

Sorry to rain on your parade. I got all excited like you did too. They spin a good story.

hey jules, my nicaraguan great grandfather could use your assistance in getting access to his vast fortune. pm me

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ROFL WTF

hahahahahahhahahah

Julessss i lub cha mang

hahahahaha