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Dark Dirty Tech Tribal. | Hands in air (trance) and feet on the floor (house).

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head.

The bartender turns to the pirate and says "Hey pee-rat! Why do you have a paper towel on your head?"

The pirate answers "Yarrr!!! Eye have eh Bounty on me head!".

YARRR!

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Dark Dirty Tech Tribal. | Hands in air (trance) and feet on the floor (house).

A pee-rat walks into a bar and sits down at the bar next to another pee-rat.

Upon the second pirate sitting down the first pee-rat who was already sitting there says "Yarrrr!"

And then the second pee-rat says "Funny, I was thinking the exact same thing".

YARRR!

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Dark Dirty Tech Tribal. | Hands in air (trance) and feet on the floor (house).

Classic...

Why couldn't the young girl watch the pirate movie?

Because it was rated "AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!"

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"...End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path...one that we all must take.
The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all change to silver glass...and then you see it...
...white shores...and beyond...the far green country under a swift sunrise."

What do pirates get on their pizzas?

Arrrrrrtichokes!

YARRR!

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Dark Dirty Tech Tribal. | Hands in air (trance) and feet on the floor (house).

whast a pirates favorite singer and song?

plank sinatra- New Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk New Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk

Why are pirates, pirates?

Because they just aaarrrrrrrr!

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"...End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path...one that we all must take.
The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all change to silver glass...and then you see it...
...white shores...and beyond...the far green country under a swift sunrise."

What do pirates do on weekends?

Have BARRRRRRrgh-B-Qs!

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- rabbit.joker [funny¿rabbit] | www.rabbitjoker.com |www.ddtt.org

Dark Dirty Tech Tribal. | Hands in air (trance) and feet on the floor (house).

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel roped to his crotch.
The bartender asks, "HEY! DOESN'T THAT HURT?!?"

The pirate replies; AARR!! IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!

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"...End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path...one that we all must take.
The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all change to silver glass...and then you see it...
...white shores...and beyond...the far green country under a swift sunrise."

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^^^^^-- bwahahahahahaha!

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- rabbit.joker [funny¿rabbit] | www.rabbitjoker.com |www.ddtt.org

Dark Dirty Tech Tribal. | Hands in air (trance) and feet on the floor (house).

hahahhaah....AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRsome!

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"...End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path...one that we all must take.
The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all change to silver glass...and then you see it...
...white shores...and beyond...the far green country under a swift sunrise."