i know. im as disappointed as you are

anywayz i need to know how to write a bio. given that i havent even made an appearance for "open decks" theres hardly a great deal to include. i read most DJ bios and they sound a bit wanky, id like to avoid that if possible.

could you experienced peeps help a poor jedi out?

cheers.

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The mirror man would definitely be the person to speak to about that. His use of adjectives and his reputation as Sydney's "Trance Lord" makes him a very reputable source!

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cbf

get someone else to write it for you. so its unbias i guess.

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Too old for this shit. But still luvin it

ben, could you write my bio for me?

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can i pelase write it?

im still home at the moment but as soon as i get to work i will have a crack.

come on pkc you want something flowery. something along the lines of paul is keeping uplifting trance alive in tassie or punters have reported seeing a pair of fairy wings appear on his shoulders during the massively cheesey breakdowns. you spin enough bullshit on here to come up with something hilarious.

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Fresh from his European Tour, PKC returns to Hobart to set your night on fire with some seriously hot uplifting trance. Guaranteed to shake the cobwebs from your granny's minge - PKC's style and skill need to be experienced first hand to be believed. Get your party heads on and get ready for some of the finest trance cuts from 2006 brought to you by Hobart's one and only PKC...

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you spin enough bullshit on here to come up with something hilarious.

i would love to write a mocking bio but i dont think thats what the club manager is after

of course you can write it charlee!

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Guaranteed to shake the cobwebs from your granny's minge

roflol. classic

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN i know. im as disappointed as you are anywayz i need to know how to write a bio. given that i havent even made an appearance for "open decks" theres hardly a great deal to include. i read most DJ bios and they sound a bit wanky, id like to avoid that if possible. could you experienced peeps help a poor jedi out? cheers.

If you think most bio's sound wanky then why do you want someone with experience to help you PKC?

Just write a paragraph or two about yourself.

I did Ben's first one I think it was poop!

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Originally posted by charlee If you think most bio's sound wanky then why do you want someone with experience to help you PKC? Just write a paragraph or two about yourself. I did Ben's first one I think it was poop!

coz then at least theres one occasion in my life that im not the one responsible for all the masturbation

im writing it now. feels like a job application, except i have even more of my cock in my hand

i only like being a wanker when its meant to be funny

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