This one time at band camp..............












haha, sorry I couldn't help it

I'll tell a story in a bit. Gotta eat.

PAyce

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alright im full of stories..ive had a crazy life...but im gonna tell u this one cause it was the first one that came to mind...alright maybe around 2 years ago i was standing by a 7 eleven just chilling having a smoke doped up on something with a friend...well anyways a Brinks truck pulls up and the two big officers get out of the truck and walk into the store as they pass by me chillin against the glass window...i stick my hand into my pocket and pull out my hand in the shape of a gun as a joke and then reach into my pocket again and pretend to take out a silencer and attach it to my fake finger gun...well the officer or the guard or whatever u wanna call them did not find it amusing and grabbed me picked me up by my shirt and pinned me against the window....and began to yelling in my ear "YOU THINK THATS FUCKIN FUNNY!!! U THINK THATS FUCKIN FUNNY!!!" so then i pulled out my real gun and bam bam in the head and then i jiumped into the brinks truck and drove off hitting any pedestrians in my way..


ok the last part was a lie tee heee

Ok, here we go......

Summer 2000, Poland.
My cousin's cottage is free...so obviously, our group of friends decide to go up there. My cousin (and best friend) Luke goes there with friends Igor and Sebastion at the beginning of the weekend, on a friday, while me and Luke's older brother, also my cousin, Tom, will come up to them later on, on Monday. On Sunday, me and Tom go to a local grocery store to buy food and booze for the cottage. We're also buying booze for the people that are already up there. At the end of the day of shopping, we come out of the store with five 24 packs of 500ml of beer, and some food and *somehow* manage to pack it into his car, which is a Fiat 125, "Maluch". It's size is comparable to that of a Geo or Kia...those little shits. Anyways, early Monday my dad drives me to my cousin's house, from which me and Tom depart. The car is packed with all that beer, 2 backpacks, and some food. Needless to say, the car was PACKED. Anyways, from his house to his cottage, its 220KM. We leave around 3PM. We get on the "highway"...we're barely going 70km/h. Uphill, the car slows down to 55km/h. Its pathetic.
50km outside of Warsaw...we catch a flat tire right in front of a gas station. Lucky us. We get the tire repaired and keep going. 50km after that...another flat tire. Again, in front of a gas station. 50km after that...yes, another flat tire. In front of a gas station...luckily. We get the tire repaired for the 3rd time, but my cousin decides to ride on the spare the rest of the way...even though it is technically illegal to do so. We've done 150km so far, 70 left...we get there...with no problems...none of the tires popped. Nothing. We arrived at 10Pm....it was fun...and, nothing better than to get to place where your good friends are...sit down, have a beer...and just chill. Don't have to worry about cursing or nothing... I miss the summer in Poland

ok, you asked for it, and since i am in a good mood and feel like talking,and don't know any of you people anyways. here you go.
I just turned 18 and i just lost my virginity, yeah i am guy ( well i don't know how guys can be virgins to begin with) even though some of you guys might be thinking i am dork for waiting 18 years,
I had opportunities before, but i just didn't want it, besides i've been living at the same place my whole life and i know all the girls around here are a bunch of sluts, until this girl moved in town about a year ago, we started dating 7 months ago, she is also 18, and we really liked each other.

The good part of the story .I consider myself shy, and i needed some help, so guess who helped me?? Ur dream grl,
and no, i am not a dork, she was dawm right about everything

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Originally posted by Dude The good part of the story .I consider myself shy, and i needed some help, so guess who helped me?? Ur dream grl, and no, i am not a dork, she was dawm right about everything

YEAH THATNKS FOR TELLING THE WHOLE WORLDDDDDDDD.. u lil bastard.. heheheheh

if my pm box gets full again i am going to fooking kill u.. watch me!!

lololololololol
xoxo Ur Dream Grl

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Two summers ago I was skiing at Mt. Hood in Oregon and a bunch of us went out biking and decided to ride up this logging trail. It was pretty sweet, patches of snow, rivers, logs, all sorts of obstacles to ride over. Anwyays, the entire way *up* the trail was up, a huge hill, and after about 6 or 7 miles of up we came to a HUGE up.. not like some wuss ass hill, but more like a mile-long 45 degree angle! So we said fuck it and just kept riding, ignoring the pain and suffering we had to endure to get to the top. There were 2 large turns (and turns all throughout the path for that matter, but 2 on the hill,) and after the first one which was maybe 1/4 ther way, there was a HUGE fallen tree maybe 5 feet in diameter across the path. So we hopped that, got back on our bikes and kept going up. ABout 20 minutes later we got to the top, dead tired and ready to be home, needless to say it was gonna be a long ass ride home. So we took a 20 minute breakand enjoyed the view of the foothills of Mt. Hood, and afte eating a bit we began to bike back down. I was pretty rested, and decided to race, even though they really werent racing me ... I started biking as fast as I could, taking the first turn with reckless abandon, and after that, the minute I spotted the huge log, I knew it was all over. Slamming the brakes, I tried to stop, but pebbles and woodchips dont grip that well. I just kept sliding.... So after I decided that I was going to die, I did the next dumbest thing and hopped over onto one pedal and about 15 feet before I hit the log I jumped as far as I could, landed right on top of the log amazingly enough, and turned around with enough to time to see my bike smash into the log. The front wheel broke and I bent the frame. Leaving me to WALK the 7 or so miles home dragging my bike behind me. It took somewhere in the vavinity of 1.5 hours and I missed dinner with everyone.

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hey I just got back from skiing @ Mt. Hood - thats so beautiful out there. Did you happen to see the Timberline Lodge where The Shining was shot? I freaked when I saw it! And there was over 200 INCHES of snow on the ground when I was there. Totally amazing scenery out there! Hmmm as far as a good story... Once I was in Paris with a few friends while "studying" away on semester and we all got super-trashed off french wine in this little french bistro. Afterwards, while wandering the streets of the city, I happened to walk out into the street against the Do Not Walk sign -- (hey Im invincible right?) -- it just happened that I had stumbled RIGHT in front of a Paris city bus going about 45 miles an hour directly at me. The driver SLAMMED on the breaks... skidding for about a good 30 feet before coming to stop *literally* about 7 inches from my body. I just kept walkin across the street to where my friends were waiting (all with jaws dropped to the sidewalk saying "I CANT BELIEVE YOU ALMOST JUST GOT KILLED BY THAT BUS!!!" to which I replied ... "What Bus?!"
lol. By some amazing act of luck or whathaveyou, Im still sitting here today!

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timberline is the NICEST place ever! its seeet too, that the shining was filmed there...

I stay at the WHite River BS Lodge.. nice place also.,

-M

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[i]so guess who helped me?? Ur dream grl, [/B]

hmmm. ok Ur Dream Grl, now tell me how I can do the same thing Dude did!!!

>JM<

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Originally posted by Dude I just turned 18 and i just lost my virginity, yeah i am guy ( well i don't know how guys can be virgins to begin with) even though some of you guys might be thinking i am dork for waiting 18 years,

I don't think your a dork...I'm turning 19 next month...and well...yeah....

...The area I live in is full of ho's, my school, neighbourhood, everywhere. None of them are worth my time and effort...although I don't have anything against making out with a girl, and doing some other "naughty" things, like I've done in the past...but...my virginity is still saved for the one that I think deserves to take it. Sorry for being a dork...but I just have that respect for myself.

at gatecrasher 2.0 in calgary this summer, i indulged in a little extamasy (well 2 pills to be exact)
anywho, after about 2 hours i'm sitting and chilling for a bit when all of a sudden i'm like "yo, dude, i think my fucking legs just took off from me!"
my buddy will was like "what?"
"yea, my legs just ran off, i can't feel my legs anymore! you have to help me find my legs!"
so i spent a good portion of the night asking people if they had seen my legs while my buddy will ran around going "dude, i feel like a feather! do you feel like a feather?!"


needless to say, i want to find 2 more pills like that, that was some good shiat

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