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Azz3D
Asobi Seksu'd

Registered: Jul 2002
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Ok joke

In the middle of the night, the wife wakes up and notices that her husband isn't by her side. She finds him sitting in the kitchen, sad and depressed, staring at the wall... crying...

- "What is wrong my love?" the wife asks

He lifts his head, looks at her and says:
-"Do you remember when we met 20 years ago? You were sixteen..."

-"Of course I remember love!"

-"And do you remember when your old man caught us having sex in the back of my car?"

-"How could I forget! It was the best moment of my life!"

-"And do you remember when he got his gun and put it to my head and said: 'You marry her now or you go to jail for 20 years!'"

-"Yes I remember." she answers slowly

He then wipes his tears off and adds:
"Today would have been the day that I get out of jail..."

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Last edited by Azz3D on Sep-20-2006 at 20:02

Sep-20-2006 19:56 Yugoslavia

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pvdAngel
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UWM
mandroid

Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Here

Much better than the other 'Ok joke'

Sep-20-2006 19:58

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Melody Klein

Registered: Jan 2003
Location: Haifa

Re: Ok joke

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Originally posted by Azz3D

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Azz3D
Asobi Seksu'd

Registered: Jul 2002
Location:

nice twist ending
kind of like m night shyamalan
here's another one

A man grabs a gun, goes into the middle of the road and stops the first driver he sees:

Man: "Get out of the car and start masturbating!"
Driver: "But why????"
Man: "now!! or I'll shoot!!"
Man: "are you done??"
Driver: "yes"
Man: "now do it again!!!"
Driver: "but I just di..."
Man: "now I said damn it, or I'll blow your freakin brains out"

5 min pass...

Man: "are you done this time!!??"
Driver: "yes I am please don't shoot me, I've got a wife and 2 kids please..."
Man: "now jerk off again damn you!!!"
Driver: "I can't for the love of god, I can't do it anymore, I am spent...shoot me if you must... but please don't make me jerk off again"

The man then happily says to his wife, who was watching all this nearby, "Lucy, come over here this guy will drive you to the airport!!!"